News Roundup

Yesterday we broke some sort of heat record, and today we may do it again. [CBS4]Our five favorite congressmen (Wasserman Schultz, Meek, Ros-Lehtinen, and the Diaz-Balarts) will be heading off to meet with the president of Haiti. [USAToday]You know those charter schools that some politicians think are the future of…

Florida Marlins: Nunez Over Lindstrom for Closer

The Marlins’ recent cakewalk against the beasts of the AL East revealed that Josh Johnson is a Cy Young contender, Chris Coghlan is a talented lead-off hitter, and after going 6-3 against Toronto, Boston, and New York, the Marlins are actually pretty good. Oh, and Matt Lindstrom needs to be…

Murder Miami Style: Palm Coast Man Arrested for First Degree

A Palm Coast man was arrested and charged with first degree murder of a Miami man, on Thursday. Antoin Lennard Eleby, 31, was apprehended by Daytona Beach police at a bus station without incident, Miami-Dade police said. He is charged with fatally shooting Eckerd Pugh, 25, outside of Pugh’s residence at Northwest…

Bernie Kosar: Bankrupt

You know the economy has really gotten bad when our beloved sports stars start filing for bankruptcy. Former UM quarterback and NFL star Bernie Kosar filed for chapter 11 today, according to the Herald.According to the filings, Kosar reported his assets are only worth between $1 million and $10 million…

Vibrating Bed Pioneer Dies

The Magic Fingers vibrating beds were without a doubt the classiest motel beds of the ’60s and ’70s. Sure, anyone could afford a couple hours at a cheap motel, but only the big ballers could spring the extra few quarters to make their bed vibrate.   John Joseph Houghtaling was the…

Photo of the Day: Just Another Miami Beach Retiree

North Miami Beach’s St. Bernard de Clairvaux Church is the oldest building in the Western Hemisphere. Of course, like every other thing in North Miami Beach, it didn’t start off life there. It just retired there. It was built in Segovia, Spain in the 12th Century. It sat there until…

Bold Names Line Up Behind Rubio, a.k.a. “The GOP’s Barack Obama”

Warning to anyone who wants to believe MSNBC reporter Carlos Watson’s recent profile of Marco Rubio, in which the former House Speaker is praised as the “GOP’s Barack Obama”: It’s a trap!  Watson, a Miami native, proclaims, “He’s young. He’s attractive. He easily connects with crowds. Remind you of anyone we know? Ten-to-one, this guy…

Ponzi Schemer Allen Stanford Finally Indicted, Arrested

Back in April, New Times wrote the first in-depth story about the numerous warning signs over the years that once-billionaire Allen Stanford was running a gigantic $8 billion Ponzi scheme out of Miami, Houston and Antigua.Today, Stanford is finally in custody and charged with 21 counts of conspiracy, mail fraud,…

Teenage Employee Duped in $26,000 Heist

It’s safe to say: When there’s a big black bag of cash, a decent story almost always follows. Just ask airport novelists. Or Robert De Niro, back when he was in good movies. But as 18-year-old teller Michael Rodriguez learned a couple of rainy Saturdays ago, that stuff’s best saved…

News Roundup

LocalSome guy hijacked a taxi on Alton, then drove west up the eastbound lanes of the MacArthur Causeway. Police shot him. He’s dead. The road was shut down. [SunSent] The Herald and CBS4 are so hungry for Cat Killer fodder that they’ve sued to get sealed information about the arrest…

Che Guevara’s Granddaughter Poses Topless for PETA

Just yesterday, PETA tried to jump on the coattails of the cat killer case by pushing their anti-dissection agenda, but we’ve got a feeling the fallout from their latest stunt is really going to make certain corners of Miami explode with outrage. They’ve convinced Lydia Guevara, granddaughter of Che and a vegetarian, to pose topless…

Police Might Have to Get All CSI To Convict Cat Killer

That Horatio Cain has it so easy. All he has to do is connect the dots and run some lab tests on human DNA, but in the case of the Cat Killer, the real life Miami-area police might have to adapt their forensic techniques normally used on humans to animals. While the official…

Study: Miami Amongst 20 Weakest Metro Areas

Here’s the bad news: According to a new study of the 100 most populous metro areas in America by the Brookings Institution, the Miami area, including the rest of South Florida, is one of the 20 economically weakest metro areas in the country. Here’s the good news: We’re only 82,…

Magic City Kitty: Is Her Vibrator the Terminator?

Hello, Kitty: My girlfriend recently bought a vibrator and I don’t know what to think of it. She’s never told me she wanted (or needed) sexual help from an electronic device, and I’ve never been a fan of something I think is kind of a substitute for what’s in my…

News Roundup

The judge who let the cat killer suspect out on bond says the kid is no danger to the community. [ABCNews]Yeah, so Alonzo Mourning and his wife will have a school named after them. You think he’d be like, “You know guy, I will let this old lady lawyer have…

WSJ Says the Marlins Are One Of the Dumbest Teams in Baseball

You already know the Marlins aren’t so hot at this whole baseball-playin’ gig. Last night, they went for 15 with runners in scoring position and tanked another game at Fenway Park.But even as they sink into the depths of the NL East, the Fish probably shouldn’t think about giving…