Bill Nelson Helps Kill Strong “Public Option”

If all of this talk about Charlie Crist facing an electoral backlash from the right wing of his party in his quest for a Senate seat amounts to anything, Sen. Bill Nelson should perhaps worry about a backlash from Florida’s progressive and liberally inclined voters.Nelson has basically called supporters of the…

Dolphins Trade for Tyler Thigpen, You Know, Just in Case

So Chad Pennington is out for the season, but the Dolphin Nation shouldn’t be too concerned. Chad Henne was supposed to assume starting QB duties sooner or later — it just turned out to be sooner.He was always the quarterback of tomorrow, and hey, if he didn’t work out, there…

Florida Vehicle-Deer Collisions Up 38 Percent in Past Five Years

Just about every interesting statistic in the news these days somehow relates to the economy — or at least the talking heads try to relate it to the economy. Fewer Cubans migrating to America? It’s because of the recession. Lower divorce rate? The recession. People trying their hand at prostitution?…

News Roundup

Bill Clinton will be at the Biltmore today to address the America’s Conference. [CBS4]Is Charlie Crist dissing Jeb Bush? He seems to have done so in a recent speech — enough for the Times to run with it on a slow news day. [SPTimes]Heat management has banned players from using Twitter at…

Chad Pennington Is Out for the Season

Dolphins QB Chad Pennington is done for 2009, according to ESPN. Sources tell the network he’s been “initially diagnosed with a torn capsule in his throwing shoulder and the Dolphins expect him to miss the rest of the season.”Pennington was injured early in the second half of yesterday’s loss to…

Glenn Garvin: Nature Is Unnatural

Now that Herald TV critic Glenn Garvin is allowed to air his libertarian views once in a while in a separate column, you’d think he’d stop hiding them in his boob tube reviews. Boy, would you be wrong, you satanist tree hugger.Garvin sinks into Ken Burns’s The National Parks: America’s Best…

Charlie Crist Predicts Obama Is Tha Carter II

Every once in a while, Gov. Charlie Crist remembers he is indeed a member of the Republican Party and not the sole member of the Crist Populist Party of Florida. As a Republican, he must occasionally take a swipe at the Democratic leadership. He decided to do so while pulling…

Really, Dolphins? Really?

What’s it like to be a fan of the Miami Dolphins? All you need to do is look at the team’s very first drive of Sunday’s clustercrap of a game to know. That or have someone take a crowbar to your crotch, full Gillooly.The Fins opened things with a perfectly…

News Roundup

As part of his punishment, a 22-year-old Cutler Bay man who somehow stole a 120-ton train has been ordered to stay away from railroads. [SunSent]The City of Miami and the police union have reached a tentative deal that should keep cops on the street while effectively dealing with the city’s…

Silicon Beach: Business Cards Are So 2008

Tweetups are great for social networking, but what’s not great is the business card clutter the next morning. At that point, you’re possibly hung over, sifting through card after card, and you don’t know who in hell was who. Then you think: What’s the point if I’m just going to…

Mayoral Candidate Tomas Regalado Once Raised Cash For A Terrorist

Tenacity. Vision. Honesty.Tomas Regalado seems pretty upfront about his core values. Those three words are printed in bold atop of hundreds of blue-and-red billboards and bus ads all over town proclaiming his run for mayor. So why won’t he admit that he once helped raise thousands of dollars for a…

Weekend Football: Miami Dolphins vs San Diego Chargers

​Miami Dolphins @ San Diego Chargers, Sunday at 4:15 p.m. CBS Right now the Dolphins are looking as lame as those dead, topless fish people in Bayfront yesterday. But, hey, that’s exactly how they looked going into their third game last year. History repeats itself, right? Problem is, they probably don’t have…

Trick Daddy Lobbies Charlie Crist for Hood Support

​So many rappers in the last year have spit some Obama-inspired verses about presidential politics, but it takes a truly politically involved wordsmith to keep a lyrical eye on state politics. But we all know that Trick Daddy is the real Mayor of Miami, so of course he’s keeping tabs…