Weekend Football: Miami Hurricanes vs Virginia Tech Hokies

​Miami Hurricanes @ Virginia Tech Hokies, Saturday 3:30pm on ABCSo after every hater and their mother predicted the Hurricanes would go winless in their ruthless opening schedule, here they are 2-0 and #9 in the nation (and unlike some other teams in the top ten, have fought hard for that…

News Roundup

In the wake of the first hopeful results of a preventative HIV vaccine in Thailand, a researcher at the University of Miami is preparing to begin human trials for a new therapeutic vaccine that might help HIV-positive people fight the disease. [Herald] In order to give two unions more time to…

Silicon Beach: Geeks Toast Oktoberfest at Beerup

It seems like there’s a tweetup every five minutes in South Florida these days. But what could be better than one with beer? A successful September 23 event was organized by some very active tweeters: Cristina Sotolongo (@cristnabls), director of new media at thinkbsg; William Plasencia (@miamime), a journalist currently working…

Jim Greer Still Beating His “Obama Is Indoctrinating Kids” Dead Horse

For reasons we can’t quite comprehend, Republican Party of Florida chairman Jim Greer just released another statement about kids being indoctrinated to praise Obama by citing a YouTube video. This after he made headlines for basically calling the president’s address to schoolchildren socialist propaganda and then admitting the speech was actually good.It’s…

PETA’s Naked Fish Protest at Bayfront Park FAIL!

Despite us bashing PETA for its excessive use of sex to sell its point, we admit we were a bit intrigued that the group was planning to stage a “lie-in” at Bayfront Park while posing as “naked fish.” Can’t blame us for getting excited about any kind of disturbance in…

How Hard Is It to Find a British Intellectual in Miami?

Tomorrow a Nintendo character will roam the streets of Miami, daring you to catch him. Sadly, it won’t be a Pokémon monster. But coming across a puzzle-loving British professor will still be fun, right? In order to promote its latest DS puzzle game, Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box (which seems…

Police on the Lookout for Armed Metrorail Robber

Most people on the Metrorail in the early morning are headed to jobs to make money legitimately, but police suspect an armed bandit has been going to work terrorizing the Allapattah area in a string of armed robberies. Two women were robbed at gunpoint this morning. The first incident occurred at…

News Roundup

City of Miami employees are allowed to “bank hours” and then cash them in. Some employees have made more than $80,000 from not taking vacation days. [CBS4]But the city is apparently taking aim at the pay and perks of firefighters in order to balance the budget. [Herald]A 77-year-old South Miami-Dade…

Magic City Kitty: I Want My Oral Back

Hello, Kitty: My wife and I are both 25. We have been married for three years, together for five. I love her with every last beat of my heart, but I feel she has lost interest in some sexual activities. Like most men, I love oral, both giving and receiving…