Miami-Dade Democratic Chairman Booted by State Party

Just days after sending out a fiery letter calling for the resignation of Florida Democratic Party chair Karen Thurman — a letter that made liberal use of his word processor’s bold and underline features — Miami-Dade Democratic chairman BJ Chiszar has been given the boot. Chiszar’s letter is five pages of “inside…

Pet Shelter Owner Can’t Save Misfit Animals

Three-legged dogs and one-eyed cats might want to hobble to the next county. There are few animal shelters with no-kill policies in Miami-Dade, and one of them closed last month. The Human Society has since taken over the family-run Pet Rescue in Miami Gardens. But there’s more to the story,…

Magic City Kitty: I Don’t Care That She Has a Penis

Hello, Kitty: I’m a lesbian dating a woman who was born with both male and female parts. I learned about her “situation” after we’d been dating for two months. I’m not angry or upset — I’m falling in love with her. She says that she loves me too, but she…

Van Peebles, Borowitz, S.L. Price at the Book Fair

For much of the year, Miami-Dade, like the rest of the country, has trouble thinking. Instead, it beeps its horn, shouts, sells land, writes legal briefs, builds baseball stadiums, raises children, kills pythons, overeats, breaks water mains, picks up people at the airport, and drops off people at the airport…

Lowenstein Family Owes Big Bucks

A few blocks from the ocean on Miami Beach, Robert Roark pops the trunk of a weather-worn station wagon where he’s been sleeping for a week. “I don’t need a motel,” he says. “My last $20,000 is going to a lawyer.” Everything the California builder needs fits in his car:…

Jailhouse Knocks

Calvin Kingcade is a fit 25-year-old with a black eye, a broken jaw, and a mouth fastened shut with silver wires. He drools while he talks to his mom on Ward D of Jackson Memorial Hospital. One-fourth of his face is paralyzed. Kingcade has been attacked three times in jail…

Frequent Flyer

Every so often, Riptide daydreams of traveling the world with Miami-Dade County Commissioner Natacha Seijas, serenading her with the sweet sounds of the toot flute in Peru. We also fantasize about not spending a dime to visit Machu Picchu and the like. While services are being whacked, she charges luxury…

Yuppies vs. Shrimpers

A year ago, a 33-year-old financier named Javier bought a two-bedroom condo in a posh new building downtown for just under $200,000. From his white leather couch, his gigantic windows offer spectacular views of both the river and the bay. He walks to Miami Heat games, takes the Metromover, and…

Miami-based Psystar takes on Apple

Robert Pedraza is a 24-year-old self-taught programmer with a thin frame, spiky dark hair, gleaming braces, and squinty eyes. His brother Rudy is a year older and a quarter-foot taller. He counters the computer-nerd image with a half-buttoned dress shirt and an intense stare. Last year, the two Miami natives…

Dwyane Wade to Debut 25th Anniversary Air Jordan

For the 25th anniversary of the iconic Air Jordan sneaker the shoe’s namesake will be making some room in the spotlight for another superstar: Dwyane Wade. Wade is expected to debut the shoe in Februrary, and will be the first spokesman other than Michael Jordan himself for the Air Jordan brand. “I…

Dear Florida Media: Not Every Stupid Political YouTube Video is News

Just weeks after much too much of Florida’s political establishment and media took a dumb Crist/Rubio remix of an old YouTube meme way too seriously, there’s another stupid YouTube video that certain journalists, it seems, are forcibly trying to turn into a controversy. It’s a ridiculous anti-Rubio ad that somehow tries…

Marco Rubio Would Love Sarah Palin’s Endorsement

From CBS News: Asked if he would welcome the support of former GOP vice presidential candidate and Alaska governor Sarah Palin, Rubio offers an unqualified yes, adding that “I can’t think of anything her and I disagree with off the top of my head.”…

Early Reports: Miami Police Chief John Timoney Has Resigned

City of Miami Police Chief John Timoney has resigned, according to sources. His resignation comes as Tomas Regalado is being sworn in as mayor. Regalado made firing Timoney a frequent point in his campaign. It appears Timoney beat Regalado to the punch before he could pressure the city manager to push through…

Silicon Beach: DateCheck App Is a Tease

Ever wish you could find out if the stranger sitting across from you is a total scumbag? Well, Intelius, a leading information company, had a great idea when creating DateCheck, its first free mobile application. Intelius already specializes in services such as background checks, with more than 8 million customers…

Shaq and Wife Separating, Again

Just a day after rumors made the rounds that the temporary hoops marriage of LeBron James and Shaquille O’Neal might come to an end next year, TMZ reports Shaq and his wife Shaunie are heading for splits-ville again.Shaunie originally filed for divorce in 2007 while Shaq was still playing for…