Snail Mucus Swallowing Leaves Religious Followers Sick

People do a lot of crazy things for their religions, but we suggest drawing a line at drinking large quantities of mucus from illegally smuggled snails.Charles L. Stewart of Hialeah is under investigation for making his followers do exactly that. He’s a practitioner of an African faith known as El…

Surprisingly Sane: Miami Only Number 48 on Craziest Cities List

We live in the weird news capital of the country, what sometimes goes on at city hall could be qualified as insane, and we’re certainly home to more than a few out-of-this-world characters, but Miami isn’t anywhere close to the craziest city in America. In fact, according to nonscientific ratings by the Daily…

Fashion Miami Kicks Off With Gen Art Fresh Faces

Click here to view photos from this event.Usually, Riptide cares as much about fashion as we do about feel-good stories, but we were sort of curious about the retooled Funkshion Fashion Week Miami Beach — now called Fashion Miami — which took over the custom-built tent raised for last year’s…

DNC Jumps on Back Wax Gate With Web Ad

The Democratic National Committee couldn’t keep its paws off Marco Rubio and Charlie Crist’s war of the wax, and produced this “rapid response” web ad to basically paint the Republican primary race as a giant mess of unadulterated silliness…

News Roundup: Unemployment Ties All-Time High

Forecaster predicts an “above normal” Hurricane season in 2010, with about two or three hurricanes making landfall in the U.S. [Herald]Florida is number three in total foreclosure filings. [Herald]And here’s another cherry stat: Unemployment in Florida is at an all-time high of 11.9 percent. [CBS4]A Gulfstream Park employee had a rock thrown…

Americans Are Spending Less on Plastic Surgery

Certain corners of the South Florida economy depend on a steady supply of new fake breasts, but spending on plastic surgery dropped 20 percent last year.America shelled out only $10.5 million on nips and tucks in 2009, down from $13.2 million in 2007. The number of actual surgeries performed dropped 30 percent in…

Rafer Alston Left Heat to Be With Suicidal Twin Sister

Oh, man, we kind of feel bad for making light of Rafer Alston’s mysterious disappearence from the Heat. According to ESPN, Alston says his decision had little to do with losing his spot in the starting lineup and more to do with the attempted suicide of his twin sister.”I’ve never…

Fidel Castro’s New Miniseries Chronicles 638 Times He’s Cheated Death

On Sunday, Cuban television broadcast the first episode of an 8-part miniseries on the various assassination attempts on Fidel Castro. Just another jolly night on Cuban prime-time!Called He Who Must Live, the miniseries covers the “638” attempts on El Supremo’s life, including some that took place even before he came…

Kardashian Baby Daddy Scott Disick Takes Role at Mia at Biscayne

With the announcement of a second season of Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami came news that Kourtney’s boyfriend and baby daddy, Scott Disick, would open a combination restaurant/lounge/club. Well, the club in question has actually been open for months — it’s Mia at Biscayne.He’s taken on a role in VIP/nightlife…

Video: This Weekend’s Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl

March is “Bicycle Month” in Florida. So we hope you shared the road on Saturday afternoon when Miami cyclists took to the streets  for the Beer Snob Bicycle Crawl. According to Mike Bike Scene organizers, close to a hundred peeps showed up for the four-bar, crosstown ride that started at…