Where in Hell Is the Heat’s Rafer Alston?

Most of us don’t make NBA money and we still manage to show up to work every day. And when we do decide to skip out, we at least have the decency to come up with an elaborate excuse. Not the Heat’s Rafer Alston. He didn’t show up to the…

News Roundup: Dolphins Resign Pennington, Sign Dansby

The makeshift town that a band of sex offenders called home for years under the Tuttle has finally been demolished. [Herald]A mother and daughter plunged seven feet after the floor in the Marco Polo hotel and condos in Sunny Isles beach collapsed. [CBS4]The big gay Winter Party was this weekend…

Miami Fresh Faces in Fashion: We Wear Short Shorts

Miamians are well known for their love of the coochie-cutter shorts. And if you’ve kept abreast of couture fashion this season, you’ve noticed our favorite short-shorts are gracing the runways of Milan and Paris. Biters! Gen Art, an organization dedicated to promoting and supporting emerging talents, will again lend our…

Punk Gorki Aguila Returns to Cuba

Gorky Aguila, the front-man of Cuban punk band Porno Para Ricardo, returned Thursday to Cuba after an 11-month sojourn in Mexico. Aguila, who was arrested two years ago for writing songs sharply (and hysterically) critical of the Cuban government, asked supporters, via his twitter, natch, to follow his case, lest…

Blind Item: Gay Republican Coke Parties in Miami?

So listen. Read this with the same grain of salt you read a Michael Musto column. Or perhaps a bit more, because we don’t even know if it’s true.Anyway, after yesterday’s news that an anti-gay Republican state senator in California was charged with a DUI after leaving a gay club,…

Miami Heat vs. L.A. Lakers: Taking Charge

There are nights when the Miami Heat drop games against the crappiest of teams, causing you to want to punch random people in the pants at a bus stop. There are nights when it seems as if Dwyane Wade is playing alongside Michael Beasley, the churros guy from across the…

Silicon Beach: Best of Blog Awards Roundup

Broward’s Sun Sentinel announced its Best of Blogs award winners this past Wednesday.  On the chilly night, local bloggers, along with their family and friends, gathered around the fire pit at Yolo’s on Las Olas Boulevard.Bloggers came from all over South Florida, as far south as the Keys and as…

News Roundup: Heat Beat Lakers in OT

Today’s chilly morning tied a record for coldest March 5th ever. The last recorded March 5th that saw Miami this frigid was during the Great Depression. [CBS4]A Miami-Dade motorcycle officer was injured in a major crash with a car in Hialeah, causing traffic delays. The officer is at the hospital…

There Was Food In My Miami Herald This Morning

This morning, there was food in my Miami Herald. Real, actual food.​A “Sweet and Salty Nut” granola bar, to be exact. Inside my newspaper, which was buried underneath a bush, half covered by wet dirt, right next to the poisonous rat traps outside my apartment.To be fair, it’s not like…

Notes From the “Operation Class Dismissed” Press Conference

In a crisp gray suit, United States Attorney Jeffery Sloman told a room full of TV news reporters today that the Department of Homeland Security has completed “the largest Visa fraud take-down in the agency’s history.” Dubbed “Operation Class Dismissed,” the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) sting centers around…