Drunk Dad Ronald Devers Tries to Pick up Toddler Left on Bus

Yesterday, Gayle Kelson purposefully seemed to leave her 2-year-old daughter on a city bus and faces a charge of child neglect. The girl was taken into protective custody, but her father showed up to get her. The only problem: He was drunk.Ronald Devers showed up to court slurring his words…

Latest Horse Meat Discovery Sets a New Record For Creepiness

Cops discovered what they believe is more black-market horse meat in Northwest Miami-Dade County today — this time, sitting in coolers in an abandoned blood-stained white van.This morning, cops found the battered Econoline sitting at 13101 NW 182nd Street, with a “full hand print of blood… smeared on the rear…

Cat Killer Case: Hairs Found on Suspect Don’t Match Dead Cats

If Johnnie Cochran was still alive and defending cat killer suspect Tyler Weinman, we’d imagine he’d be saying something like “If the pussy hairs aren’t the same, you can’t place blame.”WSVN reports that the DNA of cat hairs found in the room, clothing and backpack of defendant Tyler Weinman does…

Wildlife Cops Bust Man Selling Pythons on Craigslist

The ad on Craigslist Miami shows a photo of two large black snakes slithering on white carpet. “Ball Pythons for Cheap,” the headline reads. “They are very tame and eat one mouse a week.” Scroll down a bit and find a “dwarf pastel Colombian redtail boa” for $160. A bit…

Juan of the Dead Defends Cuba From Zombie Attack

A specter is haunting Cuba. The specter of zombies. You’ve seen all those protests and hunger strikes. Something’s afoot. And that something is flesh-eating, pus-spewing zombies.That’s the premise, anyway, of a new movie that will film in Habana later this year, called Juan of the Dead. In the movie, Cubans…

Was the “No Latinos. No Tacos.” Sign Not Really Racist at All?

Early yesterday morning an electronic road sign along the Palmetto Expressway was hacked to read “No Latinos. No Tacos.” Most local and national media outlets automatically jumped to the conclusion that it was a racist and offensive message. The Miami Herald called it “an anti-immigrant message.” CBS4 said it was “offensive.”…

Specs of the New iPhone to be Announced on June 7

There’s been a lot of talk about the new iPhone, thanks to Gizmodo and their controversial leak of the new prototype. But now, it’s official: Mark your calendars for June 7. That’s when important features of the new iPhone will be mentioned, possibly including some not yet released surprises, at…

Coral Gables Misspells LeJeune Road Sign For the Second Time

Coral Gables has misspelled a sign identifying LeJeune Road. Which wouldn’t be so embarrassing if it wasn’t the second time they’ve done so. (Note: No, I havn’t taking a xtra joyb righting sings.)The sign on the intersection of LeJeune Road and Mendoza Avenue identifies the road as “LeJuene Road.” A…

Mom Abandons Two-Year-Old Daughter on Bus

Police have arrested a mother who is believed to have put her two-year-old daughter on a county bus and then left her. Gayle Kelson walked away while the bus driver yelled at her for forgetting her child, but she continued off the bus. The driver called police, and she was…