Elton John Performs for Rush Limbaugh… Wedding!

The same guy who said that half of all parents would abort their unborn children if they knew they’d be gay, had none other than Elton John–who’s been gay since he was a zygote–perform at his 4th wedding at the Breakers in Palm Beach over the weekend. That’s right we’re…

Five Dead in Murder-Suicide in Hialeah Restaurant

A man shot six women — killing four — at a Hialeah restaurant on June 6, before leaving the scene and eventually killing himself on one of the most gruesome killing sprees in the history of the city. According to WSVN,the shootings started after a argument between a man and…

Belatedly, Fidel Castro Condemns Israel Flotilla Raid, Gaza Blockade

El Mas Supremo got out of his crypt Wednesday to give us his two cents on Israel’s attack of an aid flotilla heading to Gaza.Writing in his irregular column, Reflecciones, Fidel Castro called the sinking of the flotilla “a brutal attack” caused by a “fanatic,” uncontrollable Israel.On Sunday, as we’ve…

Four-Year-Old Boy Survives After Falling from 17th Floor

A 4-year-old boy took a tumble of a lifetime off a 17th floor balcony in downtown Miami this morning and miraculously managed to survive. The child was playing on the balcony of his home at Grand Apartments at the Doubletree Grand Hotel off Biscayne Blvd. when he fell through the…

Florida Marlins Win Four-Game Series Against Milwaukee Brewers

Your Florida Marlins finished a four-game series with the Milwaukee Brewers last night. After a tough battle with the Phillies last weekend, including having a perfect game thrown against them (where was Jim Joyce then?!?) the Fish went all Samuel L. Jackson on the Brewers. Not sure what that means,…

Hulk Hogan Sues Cereal Company Over “Cocoa Smashdown”

Does Hulk Boulder, the blond-haired wrestler getting pummeled by Bam-Bam, Pebbles, Fred and Barney in the above commercial for Cocoa Pebbles, remind you of anybody? Then you, sir/ma’am, may have a future as a civil litigator. Part-time Miamian Hulk Hogan, whose daughter Brooke occasionally strip-teases at the Calle Ocho festival…

Scientists: Oil Could Reach East Coast in Weeks

BP has yet to cap the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico, and as millions of more gallons of oil rush into the waters as new National Center for Atmospheric Research predicts that spill could start affecting the Atlantic Coast in a matter of weeks with Miami’s shores some…

Motorcyclist Dies After Slamming Into School Bus

Yesterday afternoon, students from South Miami High School were making their way home on the school bus when a motorcyclist slammed into the back of the bus. The incident occurred near Southwest Second Terrace and 57th Avenue.The driver, believed to be in his 20s, instantly died on collision. No students…

Dwyane Wade Awarded Temporary Custody of Children

Every thing seems to be going Dwyane Wade’s way in court (judicial, not basketball) lately. First he settled a series of lawsuits with a former business partner, and now he has been awarded temporary sole custody of his two sons in his increasingly ugly divorce with wife Siohvaughn Wade.The ruling…

Fifteen Members of “Murda Grove Boys” Gang Arrested by FBI

The Murda Grove Boys are not, as their name would suggest, a horror-core boy band but actually one of Miami-Dade’s most violent criminal gangs. CBS4 reports that Miami Gardens police, the FBI and the U.S. Attorney’s Office have arrested 15 suspected members of the gang today. Four other members and…