Classless DeShawn Stevenson Arrested For Being Drunk and Lost

Dallas Maverick and all-around shitty person DeShawn Stevenson done got himself arrested. What a pity.Stevenson, who called the Miami Heat “classless” after game 6 and then showed up in Dallas the next day wearing a T-shirt that said “Hey LeBron! How’s my Dirk taste,” was arrested last night after he…

Shaq’s Bizarre Sex Tape and Kidnapping Scandal

LeBron James might be the most hated man in basketball, but at least he’s not involved in a bizarre scandal involving gang members, robbery, kidnapping, and a sex tape. Can’t say the same for Shaquille O’Neal. Los Angeles prosecutors are investigating a weird case allegedly centered on a tape showing the…

Javarris James Arrested for Marijuana Possession in Fort Myers

Well, at least he managed to keep out of trouble while he was with the ‘Canes.Indianapolis Colts running back Javarris James was arrested last night by police in Fort Myers, Fl and charged with misdemeanor charges of marijuana possession. James, the cousin of former ‘Canes and Colts legend Edgerrin James,…

Ana Maria Cardona Back on Death Row for Murder of “Baby Lollipops”

The Miami mother convicted of murdering her three-year-old child Lazaro “Baby Lollipops” Figueroa in 1990 was sentenced to death by a Miami-Dade judge Friday. Judge Reemberto Diaz’s sentencing puts 50-year-old Ana Maria Cardona back on death row, where he had been placed after being convicted and sentenced to die in…

Dear Coral Shores High Seniors: Your Prank Was Really Lame

Kids these days! You’d think what with their Tweetering and Facespaces and such they could knock their heads together to come up with an original way to prank the Man. Or at least a fun way that doesn’t involve costing their school thousands of dollars to clean up — who…

Surgeon Caught Stealing Equipment From Jackson Memorial Hospital

Jackson Health System has enough money problems at the moment. The last thing it needs is its own surgeons stealing medical equipment from the financially strapped public hospital system. Yet Nir Hus, a surgeon and postgraduate fellow at Jackson Memorial Hospital, has been arrested on charges of repeatedly snatching equipment…

Flo Rida Busted For DUI on South Beach UPDATED

Flo Rida, the Sunshine State’s favorite boots-wit-da-fur spokesman, is headed to Dade County lockup after an early morning DUI bust on South Beach a few hours ago, Miami Beach police officials tell Riptide.We’re guessing this might put a crimp in Flo’s plans to host a celebrity golf tournament with DJ…

Miami Beach Police Deny Smashing Narces Benoit’s Cell Phone

Narces Benoit claims that Miami Beach Police smashed his cellphone and threatened him at gunpoint after they noticed he had captured video of the shooting on Memorial Day Weekend. However, the police department has released a statement today claiming that they did not smash Benoit’s phone, and that the officers…

Miami Cop Roberto Asanza Arrested on Cocaine Distribution Charges

Yet another City of Miami police officer has been arrested on charges related to cocaine, but this case seems far more serious than when officer Joey Ganem was popped buying coke in Coconut Grove in April.Thirty-one-year-old officer Roberto Asanza has been arrested by the FBI after allegedly stealing large amounts…