Snooki Sees Orange Over Tanning Tax

With a new 10 percent federal tax kicking in July 1, there’s a June gloom descending on tanning salons across South Florida. The tax, which is supposed to generate some $2.7 billion over the next 10 years to help cover uninsured Americans, has spooked even the palest Miamians from exposing…

More Photos From Hands Across the Sand Protest on South Beach

This past Saturday starting at 10:30 a.m. hundreds of locals, visitors and random people joined hands between Fourth and Eighth Streets to protest offshore oil drilling and encourage use of renewable resources. The event was part of Hands Across the Sand, a global day of action. Groups including the Surfrider…

Photo: Hands Across the Sand South Beach Protest From the Sky

This past Saturday, about 1,500 people held hands on South Beach, spanning ten blocks, to protest offshore drilling. Partially a response to the BP oil spill devastating the Gulf Coast, the protesters also promoted a clean energy future. We just got this awesome aerial photo by Alissa Christine of the…

Bobby Valentine Might Not Be Marlins’ Next Manager After All

From a baseball standpoint, we still can’t make sense of the Marlins’ unceremonious firing of manager Fredi Gonzalez (dude did the best he could with that salary). From a Jeffrey-Loria-is-an-idiot standpoint, it at least added up. Loria has been keen on the idea of replacing Gonzalez with his buddy Bobby…

Foreclosure Rate Down 38 Percent in Miami-Dade

Foreclosures had become a strikingly normal part of life in Miami-Dade, as the economy became one of the hardest hit during the recession and homeowners found themselves underwater. Thing however appear to finally be getting better.In the first five months of 2010 foreclosures were down 38% from the same time…

Watch Soccer With Cool Kids at Bar’s USA-Ghana Party

When it comes to hipsters, there’s a very short list of sports about which they give even the tiniest shit. (This whole phenomenon can be linked back to the punk notion that jocks are nothing but incipient fascists.) Really, you can narrow it down to skateboarding, drug hunting, and soccer…

Florida Marlins Win Two in Series With Baltimore Orioles

Your Florida Marlins last night finished their interleague series with the Baltimore Orioles. It was a series filled with ups, downs, stranded runners, bullpen implosions, and people getting fired. You know, just a typical week in the wacky world of Florida Marlins baseball! Here’s how it all went down:Game 1…

Dwyane Wade Is Officially Divorced

The former couple in happier times.Just days before Dwyane Wade become a free agent on the NBA market, he’s now free on the dating market. His eight-year marriage to high school sweetheart Siohvaughn Wade is officially done. A judge granted the divorce today after a prolonged and dramatic legal battle,…

Pythons Banned in Florida

Bad news for lovers of giant snakes, killing babies, Tiffany, and Debbie Gibson: Burmese pythons have been banned in Florida. On Thursday, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission signed new rules that prohibit anyone from owning Burmese pythons and, actually, any other “reptiles of concern” as pets. The pythons have…