Doin’ Easy Time: Eight Celebs Who Got Off Light

Did you really think Lindsay Lohan was going to do any hard time for breaking probation yet again? There’s better chances of her staring in Freaky Friday II. Sadly, her short-lived incarceration will just hasten what seems more and more likely to be her ever-shortening life. The thing is, if…

WSFL Cancels Its Troubled Morning Show

Once hailed by executives of the Tribune Co. as a television revolution and a way to turn around the fortunes of the troubled national media company, WSFL’s South Florida Today morning show aired its last episode today. In under 16 months on air the show went through multiple format changes,…

Miami Army Psychiatrist Delvena Thomas Headed to Afghanistan

Fourteen-hour work days in ungodly heat in a city full of Al-Qaeda operatives and insurgents intent on killing you. Daily visits from soldiers whose minds have been shredded, if not by shrapnel than by the stress of fighting for years far from home.And you thought your job was tough. Local psychiatrist…

McCollum: Rekers Was “The Best Expert”

Surprise! Attorney General and Republican gubernatorial candidate Bill McCollum still opposes gay adoption — notwithstanding the spectacular downfall of his hand-picked anti-gay expert, George Alan Rekers. “I don’t believe the gay family model is good for kids,” McCollum said this week to the Sun-Sentinel — which duly noted that one…

Eva Mendes Releases “Sex Tape”

Near the top of any perv’s dream wish list of celebrity sex tapes is probably one featuring Miami-born, Cuban-American hottie Eva Mendes. Well, she’s well aware of the internet’s demands, and the actress, who stars in the upcoming The Other Guys, has finally giving into the demands. She’s released a…

Dolphins Rookie A.J. Edds Blows Out Knee

​Things had been running pretty smoothly for the Miami Dolphins since training camp began last Friday. Chad Henne is looking sharp, Will Allen is looking fluid, and newly acquired Pro Bowl wide receiver Brandon Marshall is downright blowing shit up. But all the good times and double rainbows came to…

Hugo Chavez Doubts Whether 9/11 or Moon Landing Ever Happened

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez hit new levels of ego-infused insanity last month when he had the bones of South American hero Simon Bolivar dug up to prove some weird conspiracy theory, and then live tweeted about crying over the remains. Inspired by the insanity, Christopher Hitchens recalls a trip he…