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Near the top of any perv’s dream wish list of celebrity sex tapes is probably one featuring Miami-born, Cuban-American hottie Eva Mendes. Well, she’s well aware of the internet’s demands, and the actress, who stars in the upcoming The Other Guys, has finally giving into the demands. She’s released a sex tape. Though, be warned, it’s nothing like Paris Hilton’s.
Hahahaha, get it? Those geniuses at Funny or Die have struck again. It’s actual tape. Like sticky tape.
And yet, Mendes is probably hot enough that for some guy, some where this video will be hot enough. If it doesn’t for you, just Google her up her spread from Vogue Italia. Trust us.