You Have Through September 12 to Legally Hunt Alligators

Hey, hunters, now that the thrill of python-hunting season has come and gone, it’s time to get out there and kill some indigenous deadly reptiles. Yes, it’s time once again for one of Florida’s public alligator hunts. The season kicked off last Sunday and will continue through September 12. Of…

Mike Stanton Is Your NL Player of the Week

Marlins rookie outfielder Mike Stanton was named NL Player of the Week. He was given the honor after bludgeoning the Nationals and Reds collective pitching staffs last week using only his bat and his boyish good looks. Stanton collected a total of eight hits and six RBI in a three-game…

Twitter Becomes a Popularity Contest

You have only two people “following” you in common with your dream guy or gal, and you have a humble Twifficiency rating of 17 percent, compared to their 37 percent. Face it — you’re just not as Twitter-popular as your other half, but does that alone mean it’s time to…

Whose GQ Cover Is Better: LeBron or Dwyane’s?

LeBron James is the cover boy for the all-important September issue of GQ, and in the interview, he has some perplexing things to say about Cleveland. Namely, that growing up in nearby Akron, he kind of hated Cleveland, but he’s open to the idea of one day returning to the…

“Mountaintop Waterdrop”: Watch Joaquin Phoenix’s Documentary Trailer, Try Not to Gag

Here is the first trailer for Joaquin Phoenix’s college project went-crazy-for-a-year documentary, I’m Still Here. There’s a guy with a “the dude abides” voice talking about mountaintop waterdrops and other Zen things while Phoenix does his best Zach Galifianakis impression, including angrily hurtling himself into a crowd at the Fontainebleau’s LIV nightclub…

Alex Sink to Pick Boring Rod Smith as Running Mate

According to two state papers, Florida gubernatorial candidate Alex Sink is set to announce Rod Smith as her running mate this Thursday at an event in West Palm Beach. Yawn. A former state senator, Smith lost the 2006 Democratic primary for governor to similarly boring Jim Davis. The move seems…