Former County Employee Arrested for Child Porn

In today’s roundup of the sins of South Florida: A former county employee faces 20 charges of child pornography, a man is killed after a fight at a South Beach club, a veteran security guard is mysteriously found dead behind a dollar store in Southwest Dade, two men are arrested…

The Top Five Phone Apps to Help You Slack Off in School

Whether or not you’d like to think about it, school starts for most high schools and universities on Monday. It’s not easy getting back into the campus routine. But don’t go crying into your favorite bottle of alcohol and proclaiming that summer was too short just yet. We’re here to…

Riptide’s Comments of the Week, 8/16-9/20

Another week is over. And so it’s time to reflect on this week’s best comments. Here is a list, in no specific order, of the best mouth-offs from the past five days. Thank you readers. And keep ’em coming. 1. Riptide blogged about an advertisement that promised to kick the…

Meet Orestes Gonzalez, Busted in a 200-pound Horse Meat Sting

Miami-Dade County’s once-burgeoning horse meat black market has become a foolhardy trade due to prowling undercover cops and a new Florida law sending equine-flesh-peddlers to prison for a year. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of criminals still determined–or dumb–enough to sell horse meat. “A lot of people are…

Dolphins Games About to Get All South Beachy

Evidently, Stephen Ross hasn’t quite finished his quest to make the Miami Dolphins the biggest laughing stock in the NFL. Because now that he’s brought in A-list celebrities like Gloria Estefan and Jennifer Lopez to become part-owners of the team, Ross is moving on to phase two: He’s going to…

Jeff Greene’s Boat Summerwind is the “Levi Johnston of Yachts”

Today, New York Times columnist Gail Collins tackled the tricky subject of billionaire Florida Democratic Senate candidate Jeff Greene. She calls the man’s 145 party boat the Summerwind the “Levi Johnston of Yachts” because it’s “an embarrassing, headline-making connection.” Riptide has regrettably been sleeping on the yacht-troversy as of late,…

Water Park To Be Built at Sun Life Stadium

In today’s new roundup, which surprisingly isn’t full of that many terrible things: Sun Life Stadium may now have a new wet and wild neighbor, two pilots crash a plane in a canal but survive, the DUI teacher won’t be returning to class, and Zoo Miami wants your votes for…

Miami Ranked Sixth Most Stressed City

Miami is a popular travel destination for those looking to let loose of stress — what, with our beaches, dance clubs, and plentiful cocktails. But apparently locals need some de-stressers a lot more than most tourists. According to the latest Forbes.com listicle, Miami is the sixth most stressed city in…