LeBron James Receives Racist Twitter Message

Yesterday on his Twitter feed, LeBron James re-tweeted criticism from some, let’s call them “disgruntled,” fans. He then proclaimed the day as Hater Day, telling the twitterverse that the haters need their two minutes of fame too. The tweets were your typical everyday re-hashed LeBron affronts. People calling him a…

Five Hypothetical Homeless-Friendly iPhone Apps

We recently teamed up with Cleveland Scene for an unconventional clothing drive. Rather than burning beautiful, barely-worn LeBron Cavs jerseys in front of Quicken Loans Arena, we encouraged former LBJ fans to help clothes Miami’s homeless by donating their unwanted NBA gear.As a result, about a hundred down-on-their-luck guys and…

Rick Scott is Worse at Testifying Under Oath than Bill Clinton

It wasn’t exactly a proud moment for our country when then President Bill Clinton famously quipped “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is,” while under sworn testimony. If you look back at that episode and cringe, you’ll probably be in horror watching video of Rick Scott…

Ads in Attorney General Race are the Best Legal Drama on TV

Republican Attorney General candidate Pam Bondi’s latest campaign ad is pretty damn good. Actually we’re not sure if it would work better as an actual campaign ad or a trailer for an upcoming CBS legal drama. It’s pure Hollywood, with stirring string music, ominous sound effects, and a spooky sounding…

LeBron James Issues South Beach Edition Sneakers

LeBron James didn’t just take his talents to South Beach, he brought Nike’s design team along with him apparently. The newest Nike Air Max LeBron 8 kicks come in a special edition “South Beach” color way which, of course, means they’re bright turquoise and hot pink. They’re fresher than a…

Travel Deal: Fly to NYC and Freeze Your Ass Off for Only $79

Tourism officials in both New York City and Miami announced today a joint promotion to encourage travel between the two cities. In conjunction with American Airlines, flights during certain dates this winter will cost only $79 each way. That’s a decent, if not exactly unbelievable deal, but we can’t help…

Bill Parcells Has Left The Building

ESPN is reporting that Miami Dolphins football czar Bill Parcells has packed his bags and moved out of the Dolphins offices. The Dolphins, of course, knew that Parcells was on his way out. But it seems that no one anticipated it to be this soon. Because why would they? Reports…

In Wackenhut Scandal, Even Good Guys Like Mark Vieth Have Serious Issues

​One of the most contentious frauds in Miami-Dade history has been spiraling to a scandalous conclusion. In the past month, seven Wackenhut employees — including two high-level execs — have been arrested on criminal charges that they conspired to steal tens of thousands of dollars by faking guard shifts at…