The Kat Stacks Interview We Didn’t Have to Pay For

Kat Stacks is a free market capitalist. She doesn’t just give away sex — and considering she claims to be sleeping with men named Gudda Gudda, who can blame her? And she certainly doesn’t just give away her deep thoughts either. When we tried to interview hip-hop’s proudest harlot in…

Trail of Decapitated Animals Found in Miami Neighborhood

Residents of two blocks of a Miami neighborhood awoke this morning to find their street littered with the corpses of dozens of headless animals, NBC Miami reports. Neighbors heard a loud boom early in the morning and came outside to discover the stench and sight of the bodies…

Dolphins Lose First-Round Pick Odrick for the Season

The Miami Dolphins have lost the services of rookie defensive end Jared Odrick for the season after he suffered a broken leg during practice on Wednesday. This is the second time Odrick breaks his leg this year. He suffered a hairline fracture during the first game of the season. He…

Joe Garcia Supporter Sues to Kick David Rivera Off the Ballot

A Miami lawyer and a Joe Garcia supporter are suing to kick his opponent, Republican David Rivera, off the ballot for congressional district 25.Lawyers representing Garcia supporter Maria Teresa Pascual and attorney William Barzee gave a press conference on the steps of the Miami-Dade county courthouse at 11 a.m. detailing…

Action Fight League Holding Audition for MMA Hopefuls

Attention big palookas dreaming of being the next Brock Lesnar! The Action Fight League wants to see if you have what it takes to enter the octagon at the Hard Rock Live. The AFL is hosting an MMA audition this Saturday at its North Miami Beach gym for aspiring mixed…

What the F%&k is Amendment 4?

We’re pretty sure Amendment 4 has something to do with putting land-use and zoning issues up to a public vote– giving voters veto power over elected officials. But when we try to fathom anything beyond that one sentence– which took us forty-five minutes to write– our head hurts so we…

Rick Sanchez’s Non-Triumphant Return to Twitter

Rick Sanchez may be off the air, but he’s back on the medium he truly loves: Twitter. Integrating messages from the microblogging service became his trademark at CNN, so obviously he could not stay away from the Twitter machine for long. He didn’t get his old account in his severance…

Uncle Luke vs. Vicious Sid

Miami New Times columnist Luther Campbell has launched a twitter war against WQAM sports talk personality Sid Rosenberg, whose controversial on-the-air antics put him on an even playing field against the nastiest rapper to ever get his own column. The two men could square off later today. Campbell has been…

Prized ‘Canes Recruit Latwan Anderson Ditches Football Team

Latwan Anderson came into the University of Miami as the 15th best recruit of the ’10 recruiting class in the entire nation according to Rivals.com. Now its unclear if he’ll be playing football at Miami, or anywhere for that matter. According to The Herald, Anderson has left the football team…