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Charles Barkley: “Nobody Cares About the Miami Heat”

By Kyle MunzenriederMarch 11, 2011

America’s favorite loudmouthed basketball has-been Charles Barkley and Heat star Dwyane Wade might costar in a series of cell phone commercials, but Barkley hasn’t let that dampen his criticism of the Heat. The Heat finally pulled out another victory last night against the Lakers, but they certainly haven’t won over…

MSNBC Host Joe Scarborough Being Courted to Run for Senate

By Kyle MunzenriederMarch 11, 2011

Last time Sen. John Cornyn, head of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, tried to recruit someone from Florida to run for U.S. Senate, he chose Charlie Crist, and we all know that didn’t work out so well. Now, for 2012, he’s going after another Republican with possible cross-party appeal: MSNBC host Joe…

Five Reasons The New Miami Beach Bike Share Kind of Sucks

By Michael E. MillerMarch 11, 2011

Just about everyone with a cerebral cortex agrees the planet is getting warmer, and we driver assholes are the ones to blame. So it’s hard to hate on efforts that encourages us to ditch our gas-guzzlers and put some effort into getting around town. But we’ll make an exception for…

Heat Beat Lakers, Snap Five-Game Losing Streak

By Chris JosephMarch 11, 2011

​The Miami Heat beat the Los Angles Lakers Thursday night 94-88, snapping a season-high five-game losing streak.Everybody can unclench their assholes now.After what has been a nightmare week for Heat fans, and an absolute delight for Heat Haters everywhere, Miami not only beat the defending champs for the second time…

Life-Size Statue of Tim Tebow Being Erected at UF

By Kyle MunzenriederMarch 10, 2011

Tim Tebow made his last play for the Florida Gators just a year and some months ago, but the Gainesville faithful miss him so. So much that they’re already erecting a life sized statue of their chosen one on campus. That must be some sort of record between the time…

Bedbug Menace Slowly Making Its Way to South Florida

By Kyle MunzenriederMarch 10, 2011

New York City is under the persistent attack of bedbugs, with even fancy and iconic joints like the Waldorf Astoria hotel, the Empire State Building, and United Nations headquarters succumbing to infestation. There’s now evidence that the great bedbug threat may soon be elevating in South Florida, but have no…

Pat Riley Says Erik Spoelstra’s Job is Safe

By Kyle MunzenriederMarch 10, 2011

Who do you blame when a team with unparalleled marquee talent finds themselves lost in a string of embarrassing losses? Increasingly, fans and haters alike have begun to call for the firing of Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra, with many theorizing it’s only a matter of time until Heat…

Carlos Alvarez’s Extreme Pandering Makeovers

By Kyle MunzenriederMarch 10, 2011

The election to recall Carlos Alvarez is in five short days, but the County Mayor has done little in the way of mounting much of a public campaign to save himself. But it’s not too late, there are still plenty of communities within the county rich with potential voters. It’s…

Jesus Alvarez Set His Girlfriend on Fire

By Kyle MunzenriederMarch 10, 2011

Miami-Dade Police are on the hunt for Jesus Alvarez, 41, after he set his girlfriend on fire following a fight in their mobile home. The incident occurred yesterday after 6 p.m. in the 2200 block of NW 27th Avenue. The woman is at Jackson Memorial Hospital in serious condition…