305 Photo the Day: 88-Cent Panties
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Showing 19669 - 19690 of 31970Bill Parcells Thinks He Did an Awesome Job With the Dolphins, Except for That Pat White Pick
Six months ago, Bill Parcells packed up his office — the one with “Vice President of Football Operations” painted on the door — at Miami Dolphins headquarters and hasn’t really looked back. The jury on Parcells’s legacy in Miami is still out. At best, he turned a horrible team into a mediocre…
Jorge Guzman-Zubiaur Arrested for Hanging Two Dogs From Tree
Jorge Guzman-Zubiaur of Homestead has been arrested after his two pet dogs were spotted hanging from a tree. One of the dogs, a Doberman pinsher, died due to the abuse, while the other, a Dalmatian, survived. The incident was spotted by a neighbor, and Guzman-Zubiaur, 49, has been arrested and…
Watch Charlie Crist Being Forced to Talk About How Awesome David Byrne Is
Yesterday, it seemed both sides had come to a pretty amiable resolution in the lawsuit between former Gov. Charlie Crist and the Talking Heads’ David Byrne. The exact settlement details weren’t released, but apparently they involve Crist issuing a video statement supporting artists’ intellectual rights and talking about how awesome…
Bieyanka Moore: Who’s the Male Porn Star Who Possibly Had Filmed Sex With a 15-Year-Old?
The man pictured here had on-camera sex with a girl who, as it turns out, might have been 15 years old. Video of their copulation was then broadcasted on the Internet. Oops. As we reported Monday, a Florida mother is suing RK Netmedia, owner of RealityKings.com, claiming her underage runaway…
UM Hires Wisconsin’s Shawn Eichorst as Athletic Director
The University of Miami’s search to replace athletic director Kirby Hocutt has come to an end. The Miami Herald reports that Shawn Eichorst, a deputy AD at the University of Wisconsin, has been hired for the job, and what a job it is. Not only will Eichorst be charged with…
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Best of Miami 2011 Readers’ Poll Now Open
After a brutal recession, Miami’s corpse has reanimated itself into something that’s hungry for BRAAAAAIIIINNNNSSS!, er, a comeback. Sure, this zombie smells a little rotten and moves a bit slowly, but soon enough there will be an army taking over. No government-enforced quarantine will keep it down.Every good zombie takeover…
South Florida Homeless Men Viciously Beaten For Cash In Fetish Video Ring, Lawsuit Says
Tampa homeless advocate G.W. Rolle had a mystery on his hands. For months he’d noticed homeless men wandering around a local park with black eyes, busted lips and bad limps. Finally, he got one man to open up: For $50, he said, a local fetish website had been paying the…
Jose Seiglie, Miami PD’s Top Cop For Investigating Shootings, Led Gang Unit Involved In Three
As black Miami simmers over seven fatal shootings in seven months by City of Miami cops, you’d think Chief Miguel Exposito’s priority would be convincing the community he’s serious about investigating the deaths.Yet Exposito quickly lost credibility by getting in a tit-for-tat with State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle over the…
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David Byrne Settles Lawsuit With Charlie Crist
During his failed Senate bid, Charlie Crist ironically used the Talking Heads’ song “Road to Nowhere” in an online ad attacking Marco Rubio. Problem was Crist didn’t get permission from Heads frontman and songwriter David Byrne to use the tune, and Byrne promptly sued Crist for $1 million. Well, unlike…
Frank Martin Sounds Like He’s Just Sitting Around Waiting for Miami to Call
The University of Miami is pursuing multiple options to fill their men’s basketball coach vacancy, including, the latest, Harvard coach Tommy Amaker. The only person they haven’t seemed to call is the must-buzzed about and perhaps best option: Kansas State coach Frank Martin. In his latest remarks to the media…
305 Photo of the Day: Big Cat Wants to Be LOLCat
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Bobby Kent Claims He Invented “Da Da Da Da Da Da Charge!” And Wants to Cash In
Update: Did Bobby Kent steal the song from a USC student who copyrighted it in 1955? In 1978, Bobby Kent was the musical director for the San Diego Chargers football team when he composed a song he called “Stadium Doo Dads” or “Kent’s Composition”. According to our new front-runner for…
Glen Rice Gets Sued Over a Handball Tournament
We have no idea why former Miami Heat legend Glen Rice’s post-NBA life involves hiring people to film and organize a handball tournament (hell, we have no idea why handball tournaments need to be filmed in the first place), and perhaps after finding himself in legal trouble Rice is thinking…
The Royal Palm, Miami Beach’s First Black-Owned Hotel, to Become Yet Another Fancy Chain Hotel
The Royal Palm hotel was the first black-owned hotel in all of Miami Beach, and as our Francisco Alvarado once put it, “was supposed to be a beacon of atonement for Miami-Dade County’s racist past.” After it re-opened on 16th and Collins in 2002, a string of bad business calculations…
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Mitt Romney is the GOP Front-Runner in Florida, Maybe
Back in 2008, Mitt Romney came in second place to John McCain in Florida’s GOP primary, a loss that signaled the beginning of the end for his campaign. Perhaps though the Sunshine State could prove warmer to Romney’s presidential hopes a second time around. A new poll from Mason-Dixon shows…
University of Miami is One of America’s Most Stressful Schools
For a school that used to be known as one of America’s greatest institutes of outdoor tanning practices the University of Miami has certainly improved its academic standings on President Donna Shalala. Though with that heightened emphasis on academic prestige comes more stress for students, and the school finds itself…
Special Election for Mayor Officially Set for May 24
Clear your calendar on May 24 because we’re holding an election! The Miami-Dade County Commission meet this morning and, as expected, officially set the day for the election to replace recalled Carlos Alvarez on that Tuesday. Though, the mayoral race won’t be the only thing on the ballot. Voters will…
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Jose Canseco’s Got A New Brand New Gig: Low-Minor Leagues Player-Manager
In his Sisyphean quest to continually one-up his latest absurd headlines, local hero-clown Jose Canseco faced a steep challenge this week: How to best his shenanigans in Hollywood, where he sent his brother Ozzie to fight in his place at a D-list celebrity boxing match?Well, here’s a start: Jose and…
Heat Beat Celtics, Take No. 2. Seed
Entering this season, the expectation for the Miami Heat was that they’d give the Boston Celtics a run for their money, and topple them as the best team in the Eastern Conference. But then the Celtics beat Miami three times, taking Suck to a whole other level. Expectations became so…
Khalilah Camacho-Ali Was Once Married To The Greatest Boxer
When Muhammad Ali defied the Vietnam War draft and was stripped of his license to box, he met a young African American girl whose life revolved around the Nation of Islam and the sect’s controversial leader Elijah Muhammad.He married Belinda Boyd when she was only 17-years-old. Today, she goes by…
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Bieyanka Moore, Reality Kings’ 15-Year-Old Porn Star?
In January 2010, a 15-year-old girl from Palm Beach Shores – though her name has already been broadcasted on the internet, we’ll call her C.S. – ran away from home. Eight months later, porn site Reality Kings, owned by Brickell-based smut giant RK Netmedia, uploaded a new film. It was…