Plaxico Burress: A Good Fit for the Dolphins?

Dolphins fans have a right to be concerned about Brandon Marshall’s play last season and the legal situation stemming form his wife stabbing him in the gut with a kitchen knife, but is the best solution to that really signing a guy who just got out of a jail yesterday…

Miami Springs Mayor Zavier Garcia’s Campaign Finances Under Review

Less than a week after New Times reported that Miami Springs Mayor Zavier Garcia was in foreclosure and has failed to pay both property and business taxes, prosecutors are eying his campaign finances.Joe Centorino, the Miami-Dade assistant state attorney in charge of public corruption, confirmed that the matter is under…

944 Magazine is Closing

944, the magazine for people who find Ocean Drive too challenging of a read, is closing. The chain of glossies with a Miami Beach edition published its last set of issues with the June edition, and then will be no more. The company filed for bankruptcy protection last year, and…

Jennifer Lopez’s Supposed Career Secret: Santeria

Next time you come across a dead chicken who seems to have meet its ends in a Santeria ritual, please remember that chicken may have died for the sake of Jennifer Lopez’s career.Yes, there’s a crazy rumor being floated that Jennifer has a godmother in Miami who harnesses the dark…

Miami Springs Mayor Zavier Garcia Delinquent on His Taxes

While his constituents watch taxes rise and home values slide, Miami Springs Mayor Zavier Garcia has not paid property taxes and owes back taxes on his business.Since Riptide posted a story last week that reported Garcia was in foreclosure, details of other fiscal indiscretions have emerged.Since the foreclosure filing in…

Lakers’ Ron Artest Picks Heat to Win In 4 or 5 or 6 or Not At All

Ron Artest, the NBA’s favorite halftime-boozing, riot-inducing maniac, has gotten quite interested in this year’s NBA Finals — unencumbered by playoff obligations of his own, he’s been making predictions for a week despite not knowing what day the games are on or what city they’re being played in.Stunning statistical analysis aside,…

Dolphins May Pursue Vince Young

Assuming there even is an NFL season this year (even one that is only eight games long), the Miami Dolphins will find themselves once again in a tough quarterback situation. There’s been murmurs about signing a free agent all off-season, and the latest rumors center around the Tennessee Titan’s Vince…

Miami Heat vs. Dallas Mavericks NBA Finals Game 3: MV3

Nothing screams “I Am A Righteous Ass Kicking Machine” quite like overcoming one of the NBA Finals worst collapses, an officiating crew that absolutely refused to call any fouls for you but insisted on blowing the whistle if you so much as breathed on the giant German, and having one…