Landscaper Sues FPL After Power Line Blows His Eye Out

Dwane Torres was hired to remove vegetation from around a power line in the back of a Key Biscayne house. The homeowners had called FPL repeatedly to take care of the overgrowth, but the utility company refused. Unfamiliar with the position of the power lines, Torres used a large saw-like…

LeBron James Alive, At U2 Concert

Good news, Miami! LeBron James has not fled the country, nor does he appear to be too depressed for a few photos with some fellow squagillionaires. Apparently inspired by Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez’s release of pictures to prove he’s not too dead, LeBron’s business manager Maverick Carter tweeted several pictures…

Kimbo Slice to Make Boxing Debut

Despite being perhaps the biggest biggest bust in MMA’s short history, Kimbo Slice still has a lot on his plate. Besides making plans to star in a motion picture, Slice is set to make his professional boxing debut in Miami …another Miami. Miami, Oklahoma. Lets hope he lasts more than…

Exposito and Regalado Tussle In Park Over Payout Offer

At an anti-gun rally in Charles Hadley Park this morning, Miami Mayor Tomas Regalado and arch enemy/police chief Miguel Exposito blasted one another before TV cameras.The whole thing started like Sharks vs. Jets about 10 a.m. when Regalado was holding forth to a horde of reporters and a couple dozen…

Exposito: City Officials Offered $400,000 To Resign As Police Chief

A story that started yesterday with blogger Al Crespo posting a mysterious, voided city check for $200,000 ended with more ammo fed into the raging firefight between the Miami Police Department and City Hall when Chief Miguel Exposito admitted the check was part of a huge payout he was offered…

Rick Scott wants to drug-test his brother

When Gov. Rick Scott, a rising star of the Tea Party movement, signed into law a bill May 31 requiring that Florida’s welfare recipients pass drug tests, he didn’t mention how close to home the issue hits. Scott has a brother in Texas who receives welfare — and might also…

Controversial Miami activist Max Rameau leaves town

In 2007, amid the champagne-drenched corporate orgy known as the Super Bowl, a busload of reporters found itself on a very different kind of junket. Rather than locker-rooms full of millionaire fat guys, the journalists tiptoed through cardboard shacks populated by penniless homeless men. Instead of boozy SoBe parties, they…

Miami-Dade PD could spy with gunshot detection system

The gunman squeezes the trigger on his Glock. His victim slumps to the ground. And without a cop in sight, the murderer thinks he’s in the clear. But the light poles are listening. In seconds, small sensors determine the location of the sound and send it to police headquarters. Microphones…

Miami porn companies create charities for children

We at Riptide fancy ourselves open-minded and nonjudgmental. But when a charity called Child Foundation, Inc. is registered to the same office as a website called TeenBangBus.com, well, it grabs our attention. The links between three local nonprofits — Child Foundation, American Love & Appreciation Fund, and the Click Charity…

Bill Nelson Seems Boring Enough to Win Reelection

Bill Nelson is now Florida’s longest serving state-wide elected politician, and yet a surprising amount of Floridians don’t think much of him one way or another. The guy has sat in the Senate for 11 years, and mastered a brand of bland Democratic moderation that doesn’t piss off Republicans too…

How Did You Survive The Great Three-Hour iPhone Outage?

A modern-day nightmare swept greater Miami-Dade yesterday afternoon. AT&T’s 3G cell service completely ceased to work, leaving thousands of iPhone and other smartphone addicts without on-the-go access to their precious, precious Twitters, Foursquare and Words With Friends. The unimaginable horror was almost too much to bear. We’re frankly just relieved…

Havana Hosts Its First Independent Gay Pride Parade, Sort Of

It’s quite a human rights paradox. Next month, the Cuban parliament will discuss a bill that would legalize same-sex marriage on the Communist isle, yet GLBT citizens are, like all Cubans, discouraged from gathering and expressing any sort of political message that doesn’t toe the party line. Though, efforts to…