Amelia Earhart to Re-Create Namesake’s Historic Flight to Miami

In 1937, aviation pioneer Amelia Earhart made an unpublicized flight from Oakland, California, to Miami, Florida. Once safely landed in Miami, Earhart announced she’d once again attempt to circumnavigate the globe after technical problems stymied an earlier attempt that year. The rest is aviation history. Now, nearly 75 years later, another Amelia Earhart…

Four Mega-Yachts Destroyed in Coconut Grove Marina Fire

Crank up the Kenny Loggins and pour a Tom Collins into the ocean for our fallen yacht homies. Four mega-yachts went up in smoke and down into the ocean after a fire erupted at the Grove Harbour Marina in Coconut Grove early Saturday morning. Luckily nobody was seriously injured, but…

Dolphins Take Down Bills, Still In Last Place

The Dolphins took down the Buffalo Bills 30-23 in a snowy Orchard Park yesterday. Reggie Bush ran for a career-high 203 yards. It was also their first win without Tony Sparano.With just two games left to play, the Fins victory brings their record to 5-9, putting the team on track…

Kim Jong Il Dies; Fidel Castro Nearly Alone Atop Elderly A-Hole Club

How many more ruthless, brutal dictators are going to kick the authoritarian bucket this year before Calle Oche finally gets to hold that damn parade? Fidel Castro’s rolodex of entrenched, old-timey leaders is getting dangerously thin.Muammar Gaddafi: whacked. Ali Saleh: deposed. Zine Ben Ali: tossed from office. Hosni Mubarak: Facing…

Veldora Arthur Sentenced to Just 57 Months in Prison

Former City of Miami assistant fire chief Veldora Arthur has been sentenced to 57 months, or just under five years, in prison after being convicted for her part in a $10 million mortgage fraud scheme. After release, she’ll serve three years of probation.Arthur faced as many as 20 years in…

Broward Man Gets Jail for Finger-Banging Chihuahua

Tomas Bautista will serve one year and one day behind bars for finger-banging his roommate’s Chihuahua in February. Bautista was charged with animal cruelty, because the state’s new anti-bestiality law did not go into affect until a few months after he committed the crime. Bautista pleaded no contest to the…

305 Photo of the Day: Ant Attack

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Erik Spoelstra Gets Contract Extension

Remember last year around this time? You know, when the Heat were actually playing basketball. Not very good basketball mind you, and fans thought that coach Erik Spoelstra was sure to get a pink slip? Well, he managed to turn things around and get the team to the Finals, and…

Don King’s Truck Full of 30,000 Turkeys Hijacked

Don King, a man known for his boxing promotion and superawesome hair, wanted to give back to the South Florida community. So he loaded a truck full of 30,000 turkeys and hoped to give them to families in need throughout the region. This, of course, being South Florida, the truck…

The Ten Biggest Miami Losers of 2011

Two thousand eleven is almost over, and some of us had better years than others. For most, this year seemed like a downer. But, hey, at least you didn’t accidentally spend almost $20K at a strip club, get recalled from office, or embarrass yourself on national television. It really could…

305 Photo of the Day: Can We Get Much Higher?

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Florida Woman Beats Ex With Deer Antlers

Deer antlers: Not only are they the dream accouterment of any hunter’s living room or an annoyingly prevalent feature of the mid-’00s hipster aesthetic, but also they’re a great way to beat up your ex-boyfriend! Just ask Zephyrhills resident Chelsea Harrison. As soon as she gets out of jail anyway…

Someone Is Paying for Jeb Bush Presidential Polling

There were a bit of murmurs earlier this month that certain powers that be within the Republican Party were so disenchanted with the current crop of presidential candidates they were throwing around the idea of persuading a big-name candidate to enter the race at the last minute. The biggest of…

Manuel Orosa Named New Miami Police Chief

Manuel Orosa has been named the new Chief of Miami Police.Orosa now officially inherits a department currently under investigation by the Department of Justice for seven fatal police-involved shootings in a six-month stretch of last year.Since taking over as acting chief when Miguel Exposito was suspended in early September, Orosa has…

Ron Paul, President of Straw Polls, Wins Miami Straw Poll

If the American electorate was made up of straws, gold dealers, and that odd type of overly enthusiastic libertarian (who just happens to ignore the more socially progressive parts of being a true libertarian), Ron Paul would certainly be elected emperor for life. Of course, that’s not how American Democracy…