Chris Bosh Fined $5,000 for Flopping Last Night

Chris Bosh woke up last night and helped the Heat to a monster victory over the San Antonio Spurs, but it appears his flopping game is still a little rusty. NBA officials announced Bosh would be fined $5,000 for flopping during a play late in the first half…

Skunk Ape Sighting Reported in Florida

Sure, the Skunk Ape doesn’t actually exist, but damn do we love some Florida folklore. Several people pulled off a road recently in Myakka River State Park in Sarasota County to catch a glimpse of what they thought was the elusive Skunk Ape, Florida’s very own and very smelly version…

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Florida Woman Pulls Gun on Roommate Who Hid Her Vodka

The great thing about vodka is that it mixes well with anything. Well, almost anything. We checked with our foodie obsessed sister blog Short Order and they informed us that cocktails involving vodka and firearms really don’t tend to go down easy. Case in point: this Florida Keys woman who…

Big Three Combine for 85 Points as Heat Wins Game Four 109-93

Dwyane Wade and LeBron James combined for 65 points last night and Chris Bosh scored 20 to lead the Miami Heat to a critical series-equalizing, 109-93 Game Four win. Phewww! The win guarantees the series will end in Miami, as the Heat takes back the home-court advantage it earned with…

Chris Bosh Maybe Selling His Miami Beach Mansion

Depending on which Bosh you ask, the Bosh family home may or may not be for sale. Chris Bosh told The Sun-Sentinel that he was planning to put his North Bay Road mansion on sale. His wife, Adrienne Bosh, took to Twitter last night to say that it wasn’t listed…

Rick Scott Signs Bill To Make Red-Light Cameras Slightly Less Bogus

Every right-thinking American who’s not a local municipal bean counter knows that red-light cameras are a total scam. Numerous studies have suggested they actually make intersections less safe, and last month a Tampa TV station even found proof that Florida had covertly changed the rules to allow shorter yellow-light times…

Police Shoot Man Outside Marlins Park After Game Begins

As if getting pounded 10-1 last night by the Milwaukee Brewers to keep the worst record in baseball wasn’t bad enough for the Marlins, a Miami police officer shot and critically wounded a man just outside the ballpark shortly after the game began. The shooting, which was related to a…

Miami Woman Dies After Receiving Butt-Enhancing Injections

On April 11, 28-year-old Suyima Torres went into an office in a West Miami-Dade strip mall to receive cosmetic injections in her buttocks. Ten hours later, she was dead. Police are investigating the case as manslaughter and are still searching for the man who preformed the procedure…