Biogenesis Scandal: Miami-Dade Prosecutors Open Probe Into Tony Bosch

Eight months after a Miami New Times investigation revealed that Coral Gables anti-aging clinic Biogenesis was slinging performance-enhancing drugs to pro athletes, the fallout keeps growing. Fourteen baseball players were suspended by August. Hometown superstar Alex Rodriguez’s career hangs in the balance as he appeals his historic 211-game ban. One…

Toxic Ash at Miami Pool and Golf Course Ignored for Years

Coconut Grove’s Blanche Park and Merrie Christmas Park were both recently closed after tests uncovered high levels of arsenic, copper, barium, cadmium, and other contaminants in the soil. But it seems they’re not the only Miami parks sitting atop former dumping grounds for incinerator ash. According to records uncovered by…

Shot Dead on a Stolen WaveRunner

“They are stealing my, my boat in the back,” Yasmin Davis stuttered into the phone. Seconds earlier, the pretty Peruvian architect had been eating lunch in her $2 million Miami Shores mansion. As she tucked a slice of sushi into her mouth, she glanced out the huge glass windows and…

South Florida Police Departments Now Hiring

The wall: a six-foot stack of blue bricks. The mission: go up and over it, the first hurdle in a 16-part obstacle course. Me: suddenly, surprisingly nervous. The vertical lift has resurrected some anxiety from seventh-grade gym, where the prospect of flinging my pear-shaped, hormone-chemistry set through a public display…

Mark Vetter’s Spaceship Cars Wow South Beach Crowds

On a cool November night, just days before Thanksgiving, a spaceship landed on the corner of Collins Avenue and 16th Street. In an instant, traditional gawker fodder cruising through the streets of South Beach — the Lamborghinis, Bentleys, Bugattis — were made irrelevant by comparison. In terms of strangeness and…

Charlie Crist Leads Rick Scott by 12 Points

Charlie Crist hasn’t officially announced his candidacy yet, but with Alex Sink deciding to forgo another run, there’s a good chance he’ll be the Democratic candidate for governor in 2014. And, if this latest Public Policy Polling survey is any indication, there’s a good chance he’ll be governor once again…

FIU’s Pi Kappa Alpha Frat Boys Won’t Face Criminal Charges Over Facebook Posts Depicting Drug Dealing, Hazing, and Nudie Pics

Despite scores of scandalous Facebook posts depicting rampant drug dealing, hazing, and creep shots of allegedly underage women, members of Florida International University’s Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity will not face any criminal charges. Pi Kappa Alpha frat brothers — or Pikes, as they are known — have apparently closed ranks,…

Miami Heat Training Camp: Five Questions to Answer This Preseason

The Miami Heat kicked off their 2013 training camp Tuesday in the Bahamas, because of course they did, officially kicking off their attempt at back-to-back-to-back NBA titles, or as many are terming it, “Three-Heat.” The team largely returns most of the same key components that led it to the past…

Marlins No-Hitter Memorial Tickets Were Just PDFs, Had Wrong Date

Yesterday the sports world was taken by surprise when the Marlins announced that they were selling unsold tickets to a game that had been played the day before. Ostensibly they were meant as memorabilia to commemorate Henderson Alvarez’s walk-off no-hitter. Turns out the “tickets” are just PDFs you’re meant to…

305 Photo of the Day: Boxes

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