Bring Soccer Back: Ten Reasons Miami Is Ready for an MLS Team

On Monday, ESPN reported that Dolphins owner Stephen Ross is planning to partner with David Beckham to bring an MLS expansion team to Miami. MLS commissioner Don Garber, meanwhile, has said three of the four expansion sites after New York City FC have been “spoken for.” Miami, Orlando, and Atlanta…

305 Photo of the Day: Kick Flips

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Naked Man Impaled by Gate While Fleeing From Miami Cops

A naked man running around a Miami neighborhood ended up impaling himself on a gate while trying to escape cops earlier this morning. The incident happened around 2 a.m. Police received a call from a screaming woman who claimed she had been assaulted. When they arrived at the scene, the…

Bill Clinton Just Endorsed Philip Levine for Miami Beach Mayor

There’s still tons of people who actually live in Miami Beach who have no idea who they’re going to vote for in the November 5th election for Miami Beach’s next mayor, but apparently ex-President Bill Clinton has made up his mind already. Clinton turns out is buddy-buddy with multi-millionaire candidate…

305 Photo of the Day: The Net

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Thirty Rescued After Party Boat Sinks Near Key Biscayne

Thirty weekend revelers and a dog were pulled from the waters off Miami yesterday after a catamaran they were on began taking on water and capsized. There are no reports of death or serious injuries, but the rescue effort was intense, and the unlicensed captain might face charges…

Pepe Billete Charts the Rise of Miami’s Pata Sucia

So there you are, three or four tequila shots deep, grooving on the dance floor, straight gettin’ it on. But then, because you’re dancing in your fave pair of five-inch stilettos, your feet start throbbing. So rather than abandon your sashay — because that would be cray — you slip…

305 Photo of the Day: Boom 2.0

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Poll: Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Trails Generic Democratic Opponent

Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen is such a part of Miami-Dade’s political firmament it’s hard to imagine the moderate Republican losing her seat until she’s ready to retire. But a new poll shows Ros-Lehtinen trailing a generic Democratic opponent by two points. Is this just a temporary manifestation of the anti-incumbent and…