Keys Man Held Up A 12-Year-Old Boy Scout at Gunpoint

Perhaps the only thing more deplorably than holding up a Boy Scout trying to raise funds for his troop at gunpoint is doing the same to a Girl Scout, but then at least you’d get some Thin Mints and Tagalongs. A man who robbed a 12-year-old Boy Scout down in…

Red Sox Owner Burns the Miami Marlins on Twitter

Spring Training has barely started and already the Miami Marlins are the punchline of Major League Baseball. The team raised some eyebrows last week when word leaked that team executives were furious that the Boston Red Sox showed up to a game with a roster missing most of their star…

The “Most Corrupt City in Florida” Might Just Be Wiped Off the Maps

Earning the title of Florida’s most corrupt city is no easy job. Dade County’s mayoral elite have certainly done their best to make a bid for the plaudits this past year, from Sweetwater’s bribe-taking chief to Homestead’s allegedly campaign-finance breaking mayor. Tiny Hampton, Florida, blows them both out of the…

Tommy Hilfiger is Buying the Raleigh Hotel

The Raleigh Hotel might be about to get a new owner and it’s someone very familiar to your mid-90s wardrobe. Yes, Tommy Hilfiger is in final talks to purchase the historic South Beach Hotel and plans to turn it into a private member’s only club and hotel…

Heat-Spurs: A Gordo Grande Loss Smells Bad for the Playoffs

Ayyyyyyy dios mio! The Los Spurs dropped a biblical ass whooping on El Heat Thursday night in San Antonio, 111-87. No, no, NO me gusta! The Heat were sloppy all night, committing 20 turnovers. When you commit 20 turnovers against the Spurs, it doesn’t have to be Latin night for…

Phantom Pisser Terrorizes University of Florida Students

What ever happened to those decals of Calvin pissing on things? Back in the 90s, if your F-150 wasn’t emblazoned with cartoon character mischievously urinating on [another truck company’s name/a pictorial version of an abstract concept/your least-favorite sports team’s logo] you didn’t believe in anything. You weren’t in the driver’s…