The NBA Finals Inspiring Local Horndogs to Look for Heat-Related Sex Online

It’s the playoffs. Three-peat. LeBronmania. Whatever: For horndog Miamians, the Heat games are also, apparently, the perfect opportunity to ask strangers to watch basketball. Or, you know, “watch basketball.” On Craigslist, more than 30 posts from the past couple of weeks specifically mention Heat games in personal posts soliciting sex…

Miami Has Seventh Worst Traffic in America

Sky blue. Sun sets. Miami traffic bad. It hardly seems like news, but somehow it’s comforting to be reminded periodically that traffic in Miami really is among the worst in America and we’re not just imagining it. Turns out those TomTom GPS devices do more than help people get from…

Coral Morphologic Races to Save Corals From Deep Dredge

The men work quickly in the cool emerald light. The thin one wields a hammer and chisel, deftly removing one prized piece after another. He passes them to his stockier accomplice, who stuffs them into a bag slung over his shoulder. Between the two of them, they look like Santa…

Miami Spends $275,000 on Gunshot Detection System That Might Not Work

Nothing is scarier than a city commission that’s all smiles. Politicians are preternaturally disposed to disagreement, so voters should be skeptical whenever commissioners suddenly go full kumbaya. On the scale of suspicious love-fests, this past April 10 was a doozy. City of Miami commissioners lined up to laud a so-called…

An Underage Sex Scandal Leads to South Florida’s Swimming Hall of Fame

It was 5 a.m. on a Friday when Alexandre Pussieldi, a sturdy, dark-haired, Brazilian swim coach, strode onto the pool deck at the Fort Lauderdale Aquatic Complex. A group of muscular swimmers was already waiting in the bleachers, decked out in Speedos and goggles. Pussieldi, then 39 years old, ordered the athletes into the pool. Most of them complied. A lean 20-year-old, Roberto Cabrera Paredes, did not.

Overtown Residents Arrested for Crossing Train Tracks

On May 20, 2013, Edduard Prince began walking from his home on 17th Street in Overtown to his job at a legal processing company at 15th and Biscayne, just as he does every day. He crossed the railroad tracks that bisect his street between NW First and North Miami avenues,…

Wet Bridge Grates and Cyclists Are a Dangerous Combo

Biking in South Florida is dangerous. Last week, for instance, hundreds of cyclists from Miami to Delray Beach participated in a memorial event for fallen riders called the Ride of Silence. So after a cyclist took a bad spill on a wet grated bridge recently, local blog Transit Miami posted…

305 Photo of the Day: Shades

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Best of Miami Readers’ Poll Closes Tonight: Vote Now!

You have opinions, right? Don’t lie to us because we’ve heard you drunkenly hollering at your friends about how Dan LeBatard’s rants blow Joe Rose out of the water and debating whether Mac’s Club Deuce has a better jukebox than Lost Weekend. Today is your last chance to put all…

UberX Will Launch in Miami Today, Defying Miami-Dade’s Taxi Laws

After months of fruitless lobbying in Miami-Dade County and Tallahassee to change taxi laws in South Florida, app-based ride service Uber has decided to go the route of ride-sharing competitor Lyft and just ignore the regulations. Uber’s own ride-sharing service, UberX, is launching in Miami today, braving mass fines and…