New Times Broward-Palm Beach Needs a New Food Critic

CandaceWest.comDoes eating foie gras at Bistro 1902 sound like something you could enjoy? (Pro tip: If the answer is “No”, this job ain’t for you,) New Times Broward Palm Beach is looking for a restaurant critic. The ideal candidate will have experience both reporting about food and writing long-form restaurant…

Critical Mass Returns to Downtown Miami Tonight

Let’s be honest: July was a crappy month for Miami. Bizarrely, the bad news seemed to arrive every Friday in this, the sweltering summer suck-hole of the year. On Friday, July 4, a happy holiday became a horror show when four boaters died on Biscayne Bay. A week later, LeBron…

Great, Florida Has a “Testicle-Eating” Fish Now

Earlier this summer Tom Rigby, a Sarasota resident, was fishing in a local creek when he felt a hard tug on his line. After a protracted fight, Rigby was able to pull the fish onto his boat, but he was stumped at his catch. The large, grayish fish with a…

Dada 5000’s Last Fight Got Shut Down by the State

Dada 5000 — the Mohawked, muscled monolith born Dhafir Harris but better known as the P.T. Barnum of Miami’s backyard fisticuffs — spotted them through the window. It was July 5, and the promoter was chilling at home, the same “Famous Green House” where thousands of knuckle-busters and bloody noses…

Commissioner’s Wish for a Chinese Consulate in Miami Is a Pipe Dream

One morning in the summer of 2008, just before the Beijing Olympics were set to kick off, Juan Zapata, then a Republican Florida state representative, found himself having breakfast with Zhou Wenzhong, the Chinese ambassador to the United States. Someone floated the idea of a Chinese consulate in Miami. Zapata…

Video: Dwyane Wade Gets Asked by Kid Why He Flops

Dwyane Wade and former Dolphins receiver Brandon Marshall run a summer sports academy for kids up in Illinois, but this summer it apparently turned into an episode of “Kids Say the Darndest Thing.” Apparently one young camper couldn’t help but ask Wade a common question of any Heat hater: “Why…

Giancarlo Stanton Sick of Marlins Always Trading Everyone

After some early hope this season, the Marlins will play their 100th game tonight and are marred in mediocrity. It’s actually an improvement over the past two seasons, but the team is still 6.5 games behind in the wildcard race. Rather than trying to beef up by making trades, the…