Charlie Crist Breaks Emoji Barrier in Florida Politics

Anyone unfortunate enough to be a political campaign’s mailing list knows how weird the e-mail subject lines can be. Just check out Nancy Pelosi’s latest string of really depressing subject lines as one example. Yet, the subject line of an e-mail we got from the Charlie Crist campaign last night…

Florida Panther’s Return Spells Doom for Gladesmen

Jack Laban swears a cat was out here raising hell just this morning. Mosquitoes slurp blood through the 94-year-old shirtless Gladesman’s baggy skin as he hobbles across a landfill of empty Pepsi cans and settles into a folding chair. The former Miami plumber with a full head of white hair…

Tropical Storm Bertha Forms in the Caribbean, Aims Toward Puerto Rico

Despite the usual muggy drenching every afternoon around 4 p.m., Miami’s had a fairly dry run through hurricane season so far. But that could change early next week thanks to a large lady named Bertha swirling out over the Caribbean this morning. The National Hurricane Center declared Bertha the second…

Miami Beach Cop Blames Boner Cream for Positive Cocaine Test

If there was one American city where accidentally getting cocaine into your system without your knowledge would be a somewhat common occurrence, it is Miami. After all, back in 2009 French Tennis player Richard Gasquet was suspended after a bit of coke turned up in his system. He claimed that…

305 Photo of the Day: Old Walls

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Meet Florida’s Biggest Homophobes

Browse the Facebook page of the Florida Democratic League for a few seconds and you’ll come across a disturbing image of an effigy of a black man hanging from a lamp post with a sign attached to his dead body: “This n***** voted.” The image accompanied a rant on Miami-Dade…

Sleuthing Environmentalists Reveal Deep Dredge Damage

Two years ago, environmentalists desperately tried to derail the Deep Dredge. They claimed the $2 billion plan to deepen the Port of Miami would kill wildlife in Biscayne Bay, so they sued to stop it. But when a bevy of state agencies lined up against them, the environmentalists were forced…

New Times Has Won Awards at a Record Clip This Year

Hollywood has its award season early in the year, but the news media waits till summertime to celebrate all of its kick-ass work from the past 12 months. This year, both Miami New Times and sister paper New Times Broward-Palm Beach had banner returns from a range of contests. The…

Mr. 786: Pitbull Impersonator Meets the Chongas

It’s the dinner hour at Dolphin Mall, and the food court is a busy hive. Teenagers guzzle from Smoothie King cups while tables full of abuelitas fire Gatling-gun Spanish over steaming plates of Lotus Express. At the Segafredo Zanetti Espresso kiosk, a young girl in black shirt and pants offers…

Miami Dolphins Sporting New Anti-Bullying Credo Shirts

The Richie Incognito bullying scandal may have long ago faded in the sports news cycle, but it’s still certainly on the mind of those in the Miami Dolphins locker room. In fact, the players unveiled a new shirt today with the team’s new “credo,” which takes a very pro-bonding, anti-bullying…

305 Photo of the Day: Peep-a-Boo

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