Five Things We Learned From the Miami Hurricanes’ Blowout Loss

We waited eight months for that? This past Monday, Hurricanes fans got a glimpse of their 2014 squad in a nationally televised 31-13 blowout loss to the Louisville Cardinals. The fans were not impressed. The play was much the same as what we saw all last season, which was incredibly…

South Florida Celeb Ariana Grande Among Victims of Mass Hacked Nude Pic Leak

The FBI has opened an investigation this morning after hackers flooded internet message boards yesterday with hundreds of nude photos of celebrities, apparently stolen off their cell phones and computers. Among the victims: Ariana Grande, the teeny-bopping star from South Florida. Most of the celebs involved, including Oscar winner Jennifer…

Tropical Storm Dolly Forms in Gulf of Mexico

The slumbering 2014 hurricane season is finally coming out of hibernation. Just over a week after Hurricane Cristobal pulled together in the Caribbean, the fourth named storm of the year has become official in the Gulf of Mexico. Miami’s National Hurricane Center this morning named Tropical Storm Dolly, which is…

Opa-locka Police Ignored Pistol Whipping, Resident Says

Thirty-year-old Lytisa Small says that last November she was talking to her ex-boyfriend, Irrington Roberts-Isaacs, outside his home on NW 140th Street in Opa-locka when another woman approached. The woman, a friend of both Roberts-Isaacs and his current girlfriend’s, was incensed that Small was speaking to Roberts-Isaacs and smacked her…

Dwyane Wade, Gabrielle Union Married at Redland Castle

Though the security and secrecy surrounding Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union’s wedding was tight, it turns out the pair got married at a moat-surrounded castle in the Redland. Yet despite the signed confidentiality agreements, key details about #TheWadeUnion still leaked. See also: Castle With a Moat in the Redland Selling…

Florida Primary Voter Turnout Lowest Its Been in 16 Years

Just 17.5 percent of Florida’s registered voters bothered to turn out for Florida’s primary election on Tuesday. That’s the lowest turnout in a state-wide election in the state in 16 years. The last time voter turnout was lower was when only 16.6 percent of Floridians bothered to turn out for…

305 Photo of the Day: Twilight

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No Miami-Dade Police Cuts, Mayor Gimenez Announces

First it was 228 Miami-Dade police officers facing layoffs, then it was 110. Now, apparently, it’s zero. At a press conference yesterday, Miami-Dade County mayor Carlos Gimenez said that no officer job cuts were now on the table for next year’s budget after he had come to new agreements with…

Marlins Should Offer Giancarlo Stanton $200 Million

Tonight the Miami Marlins should call up Giancarlo Stanton’s agent and offer the ballplayer a $200 million contract. Yes, tonight. Not tomorrow. Not next week. Not this off-season. Tonight. It’s becoming increasingly clear that one surprisingly not-totally-crappy Miami Marlins season is not enough to convince Giancarlo Stanton that Miami is…