305 Is One of the Most In-Demand Area Codes in the Country

Few cities have a love affair with their area code as strong as Miami does with 305. It’s shouted out in various rap songs. Pitbull calls himself   Mr. 305.” Tattoos baring the numbers are common, and Dade lifers love to say that they’re “305 til I die.” Of course, that’s…

DJ Laz Won’t Face Criminal Charges Over Deadly Nixon Sandbar Boat Accident

Moments after a muscular 23-year-old named Ernesto Hernandez was sucked into his boat’s propellers and killed off Key Biscayne, DJ Laz was interviewed by a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer. Although the death occurred during a vodka-sponsored event at a notoriously drunken sandbar, the officer says Mendez showed…

Florida Grandmother Fails DUI Test in a Bikini

A lot of weird things happen in Florida every week, and each Friday we’re here to bring you the weirdest. This week: intoxicated GILFS, snake kissing, naked jackings and peeing in ice machines.  Bikini Clad Grandma Fails Roadside Sobriety Test  Naples, our ritzy neighbor across the Everglades, rarely makes it…

Dolphins Player Wants to be a Part-Time Uber Driver

It’s offseason for the NFL, and at least one Miami Dolphins player is trying to get a summer job. Defensive tackle A.J. Francis announced on Twitter yesterday that he had applied to be an Uber driver, apparently so he could spend his free time being productive. Apparently he won’t mind being…

Indian Creek Island Road Is the Most Expensive Street in America

When you’re rich the only information on your driver’s license that really matters is your address. Real estate says everything, and there’s no more exclusive street to have on that ID in the entire United States of America than Indian Creek Island Road right here in Miami-Dade. Zillow crunched the…

Developer Wants To Build Massive LED Advertising Tower in Overtown

For months, Miami Beach developer Michael Simkins has been buying up properties around Overtown, tearing down apartment buildings and — in some cases — sparking resident’s fury to the point that his construction equipment was set on fire earlier this year. But Simkins’ exact plans for those sites hasn’t been…

Miami Beach’s Long History of Ridiculous, Fun-Killing Laws

Early last week, Mayor Philip Levine dropped a bombshell on the city commission. “We all know what’s going on on Ocean Drive,” he said. “It’s turning into a Bourbon Street. It’s turning into a terrible place that’s become a blight, a cancer that spreads to our entire city.” Luckily, Levine…

700 Miami Businesses Being Monitored For Drug Money Trafficking

Apparently the  U.S. Treasury Department doesn’t think that a lot of Miami business who say they’re “electronics exporters,” are just exporting electronics. The Department’s Financial Crime Enforcement Network believes that some of the businesses are being used to launder drug money, and has placed a dragnet on any electronics exporter in…

The Dolphins Should Draft UM Star Duke Johnson

The NFL Draft is mere days away, and the Miami Dolphins are in desperate need of some offense. Of the many holes the Dolphins have to fill this offseason, one the biggest problems is at running back. The Fins have a dynamic, proven back in Lamar Miller, but it’s anyones…