Jeb Bush and Derek Jeter Are Actually Close to Buying the Marlins

Jeb Bush is a Wall Street-worshipping, vengeful political bully who cursed the world with Marco Rubio, birthed a comically failed charter school movement and comes from the most unbearable political family outside of Trump Tower. But compared to Jeffrey Loria, he’s basically a saint. So most Miamians won’t need to…

Solar Panel-Covered Bike Paths Could Be Coming to Miami

Miami is blessed with both a remarkably flat landscape and hundreds of days worth of tropical sunshine. In any logical universe, the Magic City would be a haven for both urban cyclists and solar power. Instead, the 305 is one of the more dangerous biking cities in America and has…

Miami Dolphins Should Draft FSU Running Back Dalvin Cook

The Heat are out of the playoffs and Hurricane football is months away from any real action. Aside from hoping Jeffrey Loria hurries up and sell the Marlins, that means most Miami fans have entered prime season for speculating about who the Miami Dolphins will select in the NFL Draft.

Miami State Sen. Frank Artiles Resigns After Dropping N-Word

Miami state Sen. Frank Artiles unleashed a bigoted tirade against his fellow lawmakers earlier this week, in which he reportedly said state Senate President Joe Negron was a “pussy,” called two Tallahassee lobbyists “faggots,” and used the N-word to refer to six white lawmakers — in front of a black legislator. Earlier this week, he apologized, only to try to fight for his job by continuing to lob insulting letters at his colleagues.

Preservationists Plan Fight to Stop Partial Demolition of Coconut Grove Playhouse

As long as the Coconut Grove Playhouse is still standing, Max Pearl will continue fighting the city’s plan to partially demolish it. Pearl and other activists were dealt a blow earlier this month when the Miami Historic and Environmental Preservation Board signed off on the controversial plan, which would preserve only the wing-shaped front portion of the storied building.

Florida House Passes Bill to Ratchet Up Drug War, Including New Opioid Mandatory Minimums

Mandatory-minimum drug sentences, which force judges to put drug offenders away for long periods of time, are such a bad idea that even tough-on-crime Republicans have backed away from them. Drug-sentencing reform is no longer the purview of the far-left alone: Even the Koch brothers, who were championing shady political donations before George Soros was a glint in the alt-right’s eye, have come out in support of mandatory-minimum reform.

Anger at Kneeling Dolphins Protesters Linked to Racism, New Study Shows

Last September, four Miami Dolphins players joined San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick in kneeling during the National Anthem to raise awareness about police brutality and black inequality. And like clockwork, a whole host of critics got irrationally upset about a few people peacefully protesting for civil rights without hurting anybody.

As Venezuela Starves, Maduro’s Regime Gave Trump $500K for Inauguration Party

Venezuela’s dire situation needs no embellishment: Millions are starving. There’s hardly any food, no gas, and little medicine. Toilet paper has been scarce for so long that Caracas’ airport bathrooms don’t even pretend they have any. The desperation has snowballed into massive protests against President Nicolás Maduro’s authoritarian regime, including yesterday’s “Mother of All Protests,” which brought out hundreds of thousands and left at least three dead.

Nearly 4,000 Demand Frank Artiles Resign for Using N-Word as Protests Begin

Let’s all take a moment to formally congratulate state Sen. Frank Artiles, who has long been one of Florida’s worst politicians, for shooting himself directly in the foot and all but guaranteeing he’ll never win an election again. After years of filing hateful, anti-LGBTQ bills, allegedly punching college kids in the face, smearing Black Lives Matter activists as terrorists…

Police Union President Calls Cop Who Shot Charles Kinsey a “Hero”

Police unions are paid to defend cops who find themselves ensnared in legal trouble. That’s the basic reason those unions exist. But there’s a bit of a difference between providing legal support to a cop accused of shooting an innocent man and what Dade County Police Benevolent Association President John Rivera did last week.

Florida’s U.S. 1 the Deadliest Highway in America, Study Shows

In a three-day stretch last month, the following things happened on U.S. 1 between Miami and the Keys: Six people in three separate car accidents had to be airlifted to hospitals in one day; a head-on collision two days later left two women hospitalized, one in critical condition; and a rare American crocodile wandered onto the highway, causing a crash involving a Freightliner truck.