Coral Gables: If You Must Use Fake Grass, Hide It

When Miami city officials decided to tear out grass along Brickell Avenue and replace it with artificial turf last fall, residents were not pleased. A days-long protest ensued, complete with “Save me! I will die soon” signs on trees the protesters said would be smothered by the fake sod. Now,…

Miami Beach Will Spend $33K on Campaign Threatening Spring Breakers With Arrest

Each March, thousands of young, drunk tourists descend on Miami Beach, slip into their neon-colored swimwear, and transform into spring breakers. With fake IDs in their beach bags and the complete discography of Pitbull blasting from their portable speakers, this species can be observed guzzling beer from funnels and twerking on police vehicles before passing out face-down in the sand.

Nikki Fried: Florida Needs Smokeable Marijuana Now

Twenty-seven months have passed since Floridians overwhelmingly voted for the right to access medical marijuana. But you wouldn’t know it by the way the previous administration obstructed access, slowed implementation, and denied the will of the people. Nearly 200,000 patients in Florida have used this medicine for relief from terminal…

What Floridians Should Know About CBD, Pot’s Nonpsychoactive Sibling

Last week, Florida Agriculture Commissioner Nikki Fried — the only Democrat elected statewide in the 2018 midterms — shook up her 4,000-employee agency by appointing Holly Bell the state’s first-ever cannabis director. While Fried campaigned on a promise to increase medical marijuana access, both she and the new…

Who Will Be Miami’s Next Great Sports Star?

Since 1983, there has nearly always been a definitive sports star in Miami. No argument. We all knew who it was. In a matter of weeks, however, that time will be ending. Miami will be without a true sports star. This has us asking ourselves…

DJ Khaled Speaks Out Against ICE’s Arrest of Rapper 21 Savage

There’s a growing movement in America to defund and/or abolish U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. ICE was created in 2003 —  many progressives within the Democratic party are currently debating whether we should dissolve the deportation agency, shift some of its least-harmful responsibilities to other agencies, and pare back America’s…

Following BuzzFeed, Gannett, and McClatchy, CBS Corp. Offers Buyouts to Hundreds

CBS Corporation is making buyout offers to hundreds of employees in cities across the nation including Miami, New Times has learned. At least 20 highly paid longtime employees of WFOR, the CBS-owned-and-operated TV station in Doral, began receiving offers last week. Senior vice president and associate general counsel Adam Siegel confirmed the buyouts…

Forbes Values Miami Heat at $1.75 Billion, Tenth Most in the NBA

Things aren’t exactly going too well for the Miami Heat on the court these days. The Heat is a middling team in the NBA’s Eastern Conference that’s fighting to stay on the right side of the eight-nine seed playoff lottery line. Few improvements are likely coming anytime soon, as the team is…

Activists, Lawmakers Aim to Shut Down Miami’s Child-Migrant Camp

Earlier this year, the federal government announced it was closing a massive camp full of immigrant kids in Tornillo, Texas. Immigrant-rights activists say the camp was a humanitarian nightmare — most of the kids had been sent there after U.S. immigration officials ripped them from their parents in contravention of…

National Enquirer Heir Whacks Pecker Over Bezos Dick-Pic Blackmail

Sure, the National Enquirer of old might have been a ruthless publication that had mafia and CIA ties and occasionally “caught-and-killed” stories about famous people. But Paul David Pope, the son of Enquirer founder Generoso “Gene” Pope Jr., claims that the paper’s latest attempt to blackmail Amazon CEO (and Miami native)…

Floridians Can Buy Thousands of Guns Online With No Background Checks

Just yesterday, alt-right hero and white-supremacist-adjacent Florida congressman Matt Gaetz tried to kick parents of Parkland shooting victims out of a federal gun-violence hearing. The video footage of the event, captured by CSPAN, is insane for a number of reasons: For one, Gaetz conducts himself like a petulant child. Moreover:…