When the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers carved its vast canal system out of South Florida soil, the Corps wanted to drain water from the land and prevent further flooding. The plan worked — too well. Realizing that the labyrinth of canals and levees has robbed needed water from both…
Everything is dirty, or at least feels dirty. Metro-Dade buses, once bright white with blue and lime-green stripes, are now various shades of gray. With the reduced water pressure, it’s hard to get clean under the dribble that falls from shower nozzles. Better to take a sponge bath (and there’s…
In playing this field, bettors can make certain assumptions to increase the odds of success. First and foremost: One of the positions — and only one of the positions — will go to a Hispanic commissioner. Therefore, playing the exotics that involve both spots (i.e., perfectas and quinellas) is a…
Despite the urgency of the situation, that permission is not guaranteed. Environmental activists and environmental regulators are concerned that additional pumping at either the Northwest Wellfield or the Miami Springs wells could have disastrous consequences for the environment and jeopardize public health. “I gotta hear a lot more from my…
Standing before the audience gathered around him on the Lincoln Road mall, he looked like someone from another century. “Would you care to see some stealing, lying, and cheating — and magical effects?” he asked of some passersby. Dressed in an oversize top hat, a purple and tan vest, and…
The day before Johnny Torres won the Florida state junior-welterweight boxing championship, he went to work as usual in a lime grove outside Homestead. Bumping down the narrow roads in his ten-wheel Ford truck, Torres was frustrated that he’d have just a few hours after work to get to the…
In my line of work I’m often required to meet with high-level sources. But rarely are they as high-ranking as the ones I met through Lawrence Furman, the psychic and magician who allegedly channels “entities” from other dimensions. My interest in a psychic reading wasn’t very elevated: I was hoping…
It’s payback time. Neil Shiver, a 36-year-old attorney who was admitted to the Florida Bar only four months ago, is picking through legal papers spread out on the living-room floor of his Coconut Grove bungalow. Gleefully, he holds up a petition he filed with the Eleventh Circuit Court in August,…
The work of staff writer Kathy Glasgow took honors in two categories. Glasgow was awarded the top spot in Feature Writing for “Where the Girls Are,” a glimpse into the lives of a group of transvestite prostitutes living in a neglected city park; “From Moscow to Miami,” a story about…
At age nineteen, Noah Tepperberg is a nightclub promoter in his native Manhattan, a student at the University of Miami, and a consummate salesman, the sort of fellow out of whose mouth the right words spill. On this particular August evening, he is selling his fraternity, Zeta Beta Tau, to…
The rumors had been swirling around Miami’s AIDS community for at least two years: Dr. Homer L. Kirkpatrick, Jr., would do more for his patients than just treat their HIV infections. But the allegations of sexual misconduct seemed too outrageous to believe. Yet even after some patients began discussing in…
Forty people — including one New Times staff writer — are standing in line at a Miami Beach drugstore early on this Saturday morning. They haven’t come to get their prescriptions filled, though. Today is September 17, and at 10:00 a.m., throughout South Florida, Ticketmaster will begin selling the 45,000…
It wasn’t exactly the stuff of a John le Carre novel, but it was espionage nonetheless. Cloak and dagger, public utility-style, you might say. On August 18, several Miami-Dade Water and Sewer Department (WASD) workers armed with cameras boarded five county trucks and headed for Hialeah. Their mission was clear:…
Jorge Mas Canosa is running late. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” he says. “I was with the ambassador.” Mas turns and introduces Otto Reich, the former U.S. ambassador to Venezuela under President Ronald Reagan. “He was also a member of the National Security Council,” Mas says in a hushed tone. The…
Wade Harris used to join Joe Kostick and Bob Derosiers for dinner on most weeknights. The pair did yard work for him and lived a block away on a quiet street in North Miami Beach. Fellow aging divorces, they were among Harris’s closest friends, and they engaged him on a…
It was a hot Friday night on Biscayne Boulevard, and they were out under a full moon: the hunters and the game. Here at 73rd Street, across from the Vagabond Motel and in front of a gutted office building, was the game. A young black woman in a low-back jumpsuit,…
Art conservator Garth Francis is at work outside the Jackie Gleason Theater of the Performing Arts (TOPA), restoring renowned pop artist Roy Lichtenstein’s Mermaid sculpture. It’s a job Francis estimates will cost the City of Miami Beach nearly $10,000. Francis, a specialist in outdoor sculpture restoration, holds up two snapshots…
The Lincoln in the parking lot turned out to be a key clue, but it wasn’t enough to close the case of the invisible candidate. When the votes were tallied on September 8, Andres Rivero had defeated the reclusive Isaac Klayman in the District 107 Democratic primary, garnering 60 percent…
New Times examined the records of 50 popular local restaurants to see how health inspectors graded them over the past two years. Of 57 possible violations — as outlined by the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation, Division of Hotels and Restaurants — we concentrated on seven categories generally…
Nobody is having more fun at the Commissioner James Burke Labor Day Family Picnic than Commissioner James Burke himself. “Welcome!” he says to guests filing through the gates of Arcola Lakes Community Park, just north of Liberty City. “And oh boy, are you gonna have a good time today!” As…
It is a cinematic moment that can be relished by anyone who has ever overpaid for a bad meal: Donald Sutherland playing a health inspector in the 1978 remake of the sci-fi classic Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Nervously shadowed by owner Henri, Sutherland prowls the kitchen of an exclusive…
Most of the dozen defendants sitting in county courtroom 2-1 this past Friday had cause to celebrate. Though they had been cited by Miami Beach police officer Ambrose Sims for speeding, Sims urged Judge Allan Atlas to dismiss their tickets because of their “good attitudes.” The defendants were so grateful…
