Potter Dies, Kids May Cry (Or Not)

My friend and I share a favorite TV news promo: Up next: Left-lane Loungers and How They Could Kill You. Translation: How people who drive at a glacial pace on the interstate could cause your untimely death if you happen to be driving in the left lane, you potentially don’t…

Unhappy Monday

Mondays suck. They always have, and they always will. Unless your favorite TV show happens to air Monday nights, you probably have nothing to look forward to except the end of a carefree weekend. Some Cranky Guy has some tips to help us all get through the worst day of…

New Times Makes Amends With Charles Lewis

Last week, I took a leap of faith on Charles Lewis, a homeless man who claimed he lost his new job managing a barber shop on NW 62 Street and 18 Ave because of my article “Break the Habit.” He says the shop’s owner rescinded the offer this past July…

Out of the Fiery Furnace of Miami, a New Group is Formed

A few weeks ago, the Bike Blog was peddling down Coral Way with Chris Alphin, a bike messenger and nice guy to boot, who organizes the Miami Beach Take Back the Streets Meetup Group. We were engaged in one of the Bike Blog’s favorite activities – ragging on Miami –…

Ask the Food Critic: What’s Up With Crabby’s Smoke House?

Lee, Do you know if Crabby’s Smoke House BBQ and Seafood are still open? I have heard conflicting reports Ani Corbett Orlando Florida Ani, I had assumed that Crabby’s was very much still going strong, but after reading your email I tried calling and, sure enough, the phone has been…

A Life In Pictures

Tere is almost halfway through her 30 Years in 30 Days countdown, in which she posts a picture of herself from each year of her life every day for 30 days. Besides reminding us all of questionable fashion trends, the pictures also illustrate the awkwardness of growing up with bad…

John Stamos and the Beach Boys Jam for Fashion

See John jam When an invite for Jacquelyne Love’s fashion show — Tuesday night’s official opener for the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Miami Swim — touted a Beach Boys concert and special guest John Stamos, little did we know it actually meant the studly Stamos would be on stage. The Beach…

Bouley OK

In response to my recent blog concerning rumors of trouble at David Bouley’s Evolution, Nicole Eldridge, Director of Special Events there, sent me the following email. I will only add that I believe her, and am more than happy to squelch the rumor once and for all. –Lee Klein Dear…

Mr. Kay

Just a few blocks east of where Martin Luther King Boulevard and Le Jeune Road meet, Flamingo Plaza bleeds Hialeah’s gritty sadness. Lusty young men cruise the strip of patriotically themed thrift stores in dented Honda convertibles, whistling at people’s girlfriends. Tired mothers with kids hanging from every limb hustle…

Dr. G Spot

Dr. G Spot (Filed under: Flotsam) “Call Dr. G Spot!” the announcer cries out on FM radio station Y-100, in an ad sandwiched between up-tempo songs extolling the various virtues of bumping, winding, and grinding. Tamarac gynecologist Dr. Michael Benjamin says he can add immeasurably to the bumps and grinds…

Scared Straight

From his seat in the rear of a sparsely furnished room on the second floor of Miami Shores Baptist Church, the immaculately groomed Joe Alicea — a self-described former homosexual — leans back, kicks up a shiny black shoe, and crosses one starched navy pinstripe pant leg neatly over the…

Death in the City Beautiful

It was pouring rain this past June 8 when Ofcr. James Banks approached the salmon-color home at 1801 Casilla St. in Coral Gables. He knocked, and the door swung open. There stood a man dressed in white and covered in blood. He held a knife in his right hand. Simultaneously…

The Sail Bike

While I was riding across the country, I had a thought – actually, I had lots of thoughts, some of them very weird indeed, but this was one of them: what if my bike had a sail? The idea had particular appeal to me as I was crossing Nebraska, where…

Fashion Week Miami: Real Curves Demand Real Bathing Suits

This is not a good fit In the 60s beach babes rocked the “Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini.” But back then they weren’t sitting on their asses at a computer all day or drinking high fructose corn syrup by the gallon. Nowadays body types are as varied…

Rudy Crew’s Bonus Question

The data’s in: In Miami-Dade, 26 schools received an F rating on the FCAT. Six schools are looking at a federal intervention, in which they’ll be forced to go private. All in all, it’s a dismal time for Miami-Dade public schools. But hey – that doesn’t mean things have to…

I’ve Got Hos…

Last night, James Burnett posted an insightful blog about hos. Unfortunately, the discussion did not include the overly-used but, in my opinion, still effective phrase “bros before hos.” In response to the debate surrounding a comment TMZ.com made about Beyonce Knowles’ “robo-ho” outfit at the BET Awards, Burnett suggested everyone…

Style Soldiers – Club Mansion

People, regardless of what the size-two, store front mannequin at Forever 21 tells you to wear, suspenders should always be avoided. There’s a reason why you can’t find “Blossom” in syndication, see for yourself:…

Dirty Days

I found this gem over at Stuck On The Palmetto. I’m almost positive it will make everyone’s day just a bit better, if only for a few minutes. –Lauren Papiernik…

Style Soldiers – Club Mansion

The slight resemblance to a blow-up doll aside – it was 4 am – in a sea of plain, this girl had her glamour together. She obviously pays attention to relatively recent trends – wearing white, pointed heels, a long, gold chain, and a high-waisted dress with a hem just…

Johnny V, Duo, Afterglo Gone; Bouley’s Evolution: Uh-Oh

When the summer of ‘07 gets discussed years from now, it may very well be recalled as being the season that set the Miami dining scene back a decade. In January of 2003, the Spanish deconstructionist restaurant La Broche opened on Brickell Avenue, signaling that our town was ready to…