Combine Talk: Jerry’s Got a Hankerin!

I’ve made no secret about how much I love Darren McFadden. If I were a GM, I’d make him the guy to get. But, alas, I am just a lowly blogger. Tear. Yesterday during the combine, McFadden justified my man-crush for him when he ran an unofficial 4.27 40-yard dash…

Models + Volleyball = Boredom?

Click here to see a slide show of the volleyball tournament. Walking by Nikki Beach on Saturday, most would have assumed that nothing was going on. There was no one at the door, no waiters to greet you, and only a couple of girls in bikinis basking in the sun…

Over the Weekend – Models, Cheerleaders, and Jose El Rey.

So Castro resigned earlier in the week and guess who was named president of Cuba on Sunday? Yep, the other Castro. Surprise. The Academy Awards also took place on Sunday, you know that ceremony were they give away the highly coveted statuette called the Oscar. But on to what people…

He’s Back!

Fidel Castro hasn’t been retired for even a week. Still, he just couldn’t hold off on publishing an anti-US missive. The latest, he claims: President Bush wants to annex Cuba. ”I had planned to stop writing these reflections for at least 10 days,” Castro wrote. “But I didn’t have the…

Need a Car-Ectomy?

It’s like a parasite – a tapeworm taking over your intestines, a leech lapping your vitality like so much vitamin water. It’s emptying your pockets, it’s making you fat; it swallows your time and hacks it back out in your face. It’s your car, man, and it’s killing you slowly…

Pretty in the City – Interview with James Vincent

Professional artists, product creators, and cosmetics mavens all over the city are so psyched for this weekend. Why, you ask? Because The Makeup Show, New York’s famous trade show/artists’ wonderland, is coming to Miami for the very first time! On Sunday from 10:30 a.m. to 1:15 p.m., artist par excellence…

Combine Talk: A Trade With Atlanta?

Armando Salguero has a conference call with Mel Kiper posted on his blog. But that’s not important. What is important is that he wrote about a rumor making the rounds in Indy that the Falcons are reportedly so in love with BC quarterback Matt Ryan that they might consider trading…

Chickens, We’re On To You

Alright. You know what this is. The oldest scam in the Miami books. A band of chickens comes into town (down from Arkansas, or up from Key West) loaded up on cocaine. They’re driving by this little house listening to their loud music, smoking their reefers. And some poor bastard…

Combine Talk: Are The Fins Thinking Quarterback?

It’s NFL Combine time! It’s that time of year when old men with clipboards and stopwatches poke, prod, ogle and feel-up young men wearing nothing but their underwear. It’s gonna be great! It’s also the time of year we talk possible draft scenarios and who’ll go where and when and…

Pretty in the City – After the Gluttony

So this weekend is all about the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, and we’re sure most of the pretty people will be busy pigging out alongside the likes of Emeril, Rachael Ray, and – our fave – Giada De Laurentiis. If you’re visiting and you need a break from…

Billy & Bob Go Hialeah

Hialeah is a mystery. It’s like God took a suburb, put it in a boggle box, shook the shit out of it, and out came this plucky little town. Luckily, these two High School students have come together to produce this magical number –one that lends understanding to the baffling…

Miami Succeeds in One Sport, Rugby

Tristan Spinski A scrum between the Miami and Naples Rugby clubs Click here to view a slideshow of the Miami Football Rugby Club’s game versus the Naples Hammerhead Rugby Club. They have nicknames like Pukie, The Chef, Crazy Lou, The Mexican, Mr. Barbecue, Tortuga and Colossal. They push themselves hard…

Keyshawn a Dolphin? Uh… How ‘Bout No

Anyone else as indifferent about Keyshawn possibly coming to Miami as I am? I’d like to be optimistic and say, sure, we can use his veteran leadership and his experience will prove helpful to guys like Ted Ginn. Except that Keyshawn is a Grade A douchebag. Leadership? Keyshawn’s the first…

Fidel’s Gone. Yawn.

Miami woke up Tuesday to this shocking news: Fidel Castro had resigned as president of Cuba. Um, didn’t he kinda do that in 2006, when he had that intestine operation? Whatever. It was a slow news day. Some used it as an excuse to gorge on guava pastelitos at Versailles,…

Sarnoff Turns His Back on Blacks

Dressed in a fire-engine-red short-sleeve button-down shirt and matching slacks, George Symonette leans back in the barber chair where he has clipped hair for more than a decade. The 65-year-old’s face tightens and his words come fast as he discusses city Commissioner Marc Sarnoff, who represents Coconut Grove and many…

Name Game

Name Game Filed under: News Martin Luther King Jr. Henry Flagler. José Martí. All are historically significant enough to have streets named for them. Add to the list strip mall magnate Raanan Katz, whose five-year eminent-domain legal battle with the City of Sunny Isles Beach was recently settled. Katz will…

Vamos a Cuba!

Nobody gets in a little boat to go from Miami to Cuba and live by their own free will in tyranny and oppression. — Rudy Giuliani, in an interview with Larry King following the 2000 repatriation of Elián González You pictured Miami as all white linen suits and rum-filled coconuts…

Board of Education Labels Evolution a “Theory”

The Florida Board of Education passed a new set of teaching standards that requires evolution to be taught in the classroom, but labeled as a scientific theory. This is raising an uproar, widening the divide between creationists and scientist. And caught in the middle are the children who, I’m sure,…