Housing Prices Have Dropped 32% In The Last Year

Integrated Asset Services released their latest IAS360 House Price Index, and as you might expect, the news isn’t good. Between January of this year and January 2008 housing prices have dropped a total of 28.4% in South Florida. That’s 29.1% in Broward, 18.8% in Palm Beach, and a whopping 32.3%…

News Roundup

LocalOnly now does someone realize that the economic situation might impact the Marlins ballpark? [Herald]The FCAT begins today for all those poor school children. [CBS4]PoliticalFranklin Sands, the Democratic leader in the state House, is a quiet little whisper of a man. [Herald]Dan Gelber racks up another service day. [PoHo]Oh, no…

Herald On All Sorts of Death Lists

When will we ever hear good news of any significance again? Not like “yes, my favorite band is coming to town” good news, or “Oh, I heard your cousin just got the cutest lil’ puppy” good news, but like “human civilization has been brought back from the brink of destruction”…

Stem Cell-ebration

By wide majorities, Americans love stem cell research. According to Gallup numbers 64% find it morally acceptable, and 52% support easing the restrictions or having none at all. Today, your president Barack Obama repealed his predecessor’s strict limits on stem cell research, which created a bunch of bureaucratic, red-tape hassles for scientists (I thought the red…

State Sen. Frederica Wilson Hopes To Move Her Hat Collection to DC

Frederica Wilson and her extensive hat collection have pretty much done everything they can in Tallahassee. The Miami democrat has served in both houses of the State legislature, and now she’s made it official that she’ll be seeking the congressional seat Rep. Kendrick Meek is leaving behind in his quest for…

Are You There Fitness? It’s Me, Fat Ass

Editor’s Note: The following is not a poem, not quite a rap. But feel free to sing along.Muffin top real fatmy pockets so slim – How the hell am I supposed to get a workout in?You wont catch me huffin and puffin down the street,and my kids laugh when i…

In Surfside, tennis is the people’s sport

Like its sister past-times of golf, polo, and hedge fund fraud, tennis has always been rank with the stink of exclusivity. But while it is usually played by guys named Nigel who tie their sweaters around their chests, once you take it out of the country club, tennis can be…

Yes, Those Are Slaves On The Steps of The Florida Capitol Today

If you happen to wander by the Capitol on your daily stroll around Tallahassee today, yes, that is in fact a truck full of farm workers being beaten into unpaid slave labor right on the steps of the Florida Legislature.A few months after the latest slavery bust in Immokalee –…

News Roundup

News5 people were shot outside a Miami Gardens night club, but it seems all will recover. [UPI]Is there anything left to cut? McClatchy, The Herald’s parent company, plans to eliminate another 1600 jobs company wide. That’s 15% of its remaining work force. [Bloomberg]All these recent cases of Medicare fraud are…

Foreclosed Homes Are a Burglar’s Best Friend

Miami Beach cops got the call just after lunchtime this past January 26. A woman reported the following: Two thin, unfamiliar men were lurking in her neighborhood  between a yellow $1.1 million waterfront house and an abandoned tan bungalow. They were carrying furniture from the houses to their pickup truck…

More Anti-Obama Idiots in Florida Can’t Spell

Remember Andy “Obama Half-Breed Muslin” Lacasse? Of course not, it was over 9000 news cycles ago. The poor redneck from some hell in Central Florida put a misspelled, sharpie sign in his front yard. Well another idiot in Fort Walton Beach, Larry Ford, has a misspelled anti-Obama sign, though it’s…

SunPost Soldiers On

Perhaps Wednesday you picked up your New Times and saw that the “The SunPost is Setting.” Then on Thursday, if you could find it, you picked up your SunPost to learn that indeed “The SunPost is Rising…” Which is it? Well, suns always set before they rise. Co-Publisher Kim Stark…

News Roundup

LocalVice President Biden tried to butter up reps from the biggest union in all the land, AFL-CIO, so they’d support the stimulus bill during a meeting in Miami Beach yesterday. [AP]He also announced $8.4 billion from the stimulus package will benefit transportation, and called the Miami Intermodal Center “the wave…

The Case of the Unlawfully Delicious Pony

In these tough economic times, Miamians find themselves cutting new corners to make ends meet. As unemployed 39-year old Hialeah resident Ricardo Caonwahi tells us, that can sometimes mean making a meal out of a pony. Yes, a miniature horse.Caonwahi is being charged with three misdemeanors- creating a sanitary nuisance,…

Even People Who Pay For Bottle Service Have Feelings

On one hand we have a certain disdain for Arthur Kade’s type, the self-styled playboys with finance jobs. On the other hand, we realize they play an important part in our local economy — just one of their frequent trips to South Beach can pump thousands into the local economy…

UM Addresses The Impact of Econ Crisis

Nothing is immune to the economic crisis, not even the palm tree’d oasis in Coral Gables known as the University of Miami. After many alumnus expressed their concern, president Donna Shalala sent out a letter to all alum today addressing the impact on UM. Here’s the highlights: UM has made…

A-Rod and Limbaugh Are Apparently Exactly the Same

Rush Limbaugh and Alex Rodriguez both have their past drug struggles with pain killers and steroids respectively, they also both have multi-million dollar pads in South Florida. That is where the comparisons end to the untrained eye. But Robert Zimmerman, a volunteer for the DNC and a PR czar, says…