Professional Soccer in Miami Gets One More Chance

It’s still kind of unclear to me how many soccer fans in Miami want a local team, but for those that do it’s been a bad few weeks. First Miami’s MLS bid was withdrawn, and then came rumors that our ULS-1 team may leave town. Well, finally there’s some good…

MIA Customs Officials Keep Us Safe From Teddy Bear Threat

Their eyes were watching eyes. U.S. Customs and Border Protection at Miami International Airport noticed that the glass eyes on a shipment of teddy bears from China were poorly secured, and could be a choking hazard to small children. They sent the bears off for further testing, and indeed they were…

New Poll: 9% of Southerners Find Bernie Madoff Favorable

This week poll magicians were out in full force collectively interrupting Americans’ family dinners with long surveys. Both CBS and the Daily Kos have interesting polls out where we learn surprising things (Hillary Clinton has better approval ratings than Michelle Obama) and not so surprising things (Southerners love everything I hate,…

Miami HIV Scammers Guilty of $5.3 Million Medicare Fraud

A federal jury this week convicted two doctors and two assistants of bilking Medicare for millions of dollars by setting up a bogus HIV clinic in Miami, the State Attorney’s office tells Riptide, the latest conviction in a racket that’s quickly become the Magic City’s seamiest new claim to crooked…

News Roundup

LocalThe race-based deal for the Marlins Stadium has crumbled before our eyes. [SFLTimes]USA Today notices that San Francisco, Miami, Minneapolis or Cleveland may soon be without a daily newspaper. This is sad because then they’ll have to read USA Today. There’s always the fine Village Voice Media products in three…

Pretty in the City – Book Now for Spa Week!

  Recession blues are so not pretty, and increasingly, consumers have been cutting back on life’s little luxuries. That definitely includes spa visits and appointments for facials, massages, and manicures. Well, here’s a treat for frugal fashionistas and budgeting beauties who want to stack paper and still look fabulous. Spa…

NY Times: Midtown in a Slump

We’ve found the predicament of Midtown Miami to be quite interesting for a while now: noting its trouble both here on Riptide and in print. Now the Grey lady is weighing in on the development’s slump in a piece that just went online: “The bankruptcies of Circuit City and Linen…

Silly Porn Tax Remains Silly

The Times/Herald Tallahassee Bureau has been following a proposed porn tax with quite some fervor lately, but the State Legislators can’t seem to talk about the proposal with a straight face. Republican Sen. Carey Baker said he’d heard someone throw out the idea of an extra tax on porn, and…

Guy In Charge of Cleaning Up AIG Caught in Che Guevara Shirt

Oh look, a vaguely local angle to bring to this whole AIG bonuses brouhaha. Meet Gerry Pasciucco. He was a vice chairman at Morgan Stanley. Now he heads up AIG Financial Products, the high flying, irresponsible segment of AIG that brought the entire company to it’s very knees. Though, Pasciucco…

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to 4% of You

It’s St. Patrick’s Day. The one day a year where all the sudden it seems that everyone in Miami is Cuban-Irish. Actually, according to Biz Journals, Miami ranks 44th out of 46 in Irish ancestry. Just under 4% of South Floridians identify as Irish. Though, the Irish make up the…

NBC6’s Fancy New Website Launches

NBC 6’s finally ditched its outdated website, and has a fancy new website like all of its other NBC O&O brethren. Meet NBCMiami.com. Lead by former Miami.com editor Jessica Sick, the site also features the byline of former Herald writers (Todd Wright), an ex-New Times staff writer (Tristam Korten), and…

News Roundup

LocalWhoops, cutting a deal with the black community sounded look a smooth move for Marlins Stadium supporters, but turns out it is unconstitutional. [Herald]The suitcase trial ended with a four year prison sentence for a Venezuelan businessman. [BBC]Here is a story about Puppies …that die. It is a horrible thing…

Why So Few Women on The JNC?

Judging by the moose-shootin’ hockey mom on the presidential ticket this past fall, political strategists have discovered a little secret: Women outnumber men in this country. And that shows up at the polls.It’s for this reason that Florida Senator Bill Nelson might want a re-do when it comes to a…

Endy, Si! Chavez, No!

Or so went the chants in the first round of the World Baseball Classic, when Venezuela played in Toronto. With Dolphins Stadium’s proximity to Westin-zuela, the atmosphere at tonight’s Puerto Rico-Venezuela match-up should be even more rife with entertaining political sing-song. Game starts at 8pm, and the outfield seats are…

Starving Bryce Brown’s Decision Imminent Its Tennessee

In just five minute self-anointed football deity Bryce Brown will emerge from his weekend long fast and finally, hopefully announce which school he’s going to play ball at. Schools in the running for Brown’s highly coveted services include Kansas State, Louisiana State, Oregon, Tennessee, and your University of Miami. Though…

Reevaluating Jackie Bueno Sousa

Last time we checked in with The Herald’s new right-leaning columnist Jackie Bueno Sousa she had caused a minor brouhaha in the blogosphere with her weird inaugural column and the appropriation of a silly monologue from Bull Durham. Now the former editor of The Daily Business Review is four columns…