Miami Man Indicted for Thieving Data from 130 Million Credit Cards

In what looks like the largest crime of its type, Albert Gonzalez, a 28-year-old Miami man, was indicted on charges of hacking into computer networks and stealing information from more than 130 million credit and debit card accounts. Gonzalez — who also goes by the hacker names  “segvec,” “soupnazi,” and “j4guar17″…

Dwyane Wade’s Lip Gloss Be Popping

Look at this sharp Dwyane Wade. His perfectly manicured chin strip. His exquisite pencil mustache. His multi-carat princess-cut diamond earrings. Those snazzy little lines in his hair. His shiny lips?  Wait a second. Is Dwyane Wade wearing… lip gloss? Crunk & Disorderly seems to think so. There’s nothing wrong with getting in touch with your feminine side (it didn’t seem to…

Airport Hotel the Scene of a Possible Murder

Miami-Dade Police found a young Hialeah man dead this morning outside of the Days Inn Miami International Airport Hotel. He was identified at 3:30 a.m. as 21-year-old Raudel Sanchez. The noisy,  hotel is located on NW 11th Street on the southwest side of the airport. Not much is yet known about Sanchez…

Dems Lose an Ag Candidate

Republicans almost always win the agriculture commissioner, so this might or might not be earth-shattering, but the Democrats’ leading candidate, conservationist Eric Draper, has dropped out of the race. Instead, he’ll return to concentrating on his work with Audobon of Florida. So now the Democrats are without down an AgComm candidate and, more…

South Florida Is the 10th Richest Area in the Nation

The recession might have you feeling poor, but the Miami/Fort Lauderdale metropolitan area is still the 10th richest in the nation in terms of combined personal income. Buffalo Business First analyzed personal income for the top 72 markets in America based on salary, interest payments, dividends, rental income, and government checks, and South Florida…

Genius Wearable Towel Inventor Is Confused by Regular Towels

“You must remember that… half of the population is dumber than average,” Bob Garfield, a writer for Advertising Age, tells the Washington Post. You don’t have to remind us, Bob — we watch Miami Social every week.  Star Ariel Stein, who’s cast in the role of making all the other Socials…

News Roundup

The Archdiocese of Miami has finalized plans to close 13 Catholic churches in Miami-Dade and Broward, owing in part to the recession. [Herald]The season’s first hurricane, named Bill, took shape in the Atlantic, though it seems to not have its eye on Miami. Tropical Storm Ana, on the other hand… [Herald]A father…

Perez Hilton Is So Not a Gay Role Model

Bitchy celebrity blogger Perez Hilton made a name for himself drawing cocaine boogers on photos of movie stars. That, and spreading hateful — OK, kind of hilarious — morsels of Hollywood gossip. So, what in hell is he doing on the August cover of The Advocate?   That’s what readers of the…

Betty Castor is Not Happy She Lost to That Quitter Mel Martinez

Remember Betty Castor? She’s the lady that lost to Mel Martinez in 2004 by about a percentage point after Martinez hammered her with accusation she failed to fire a “terrorist” in 1996 while president of USF. I kind of wondered what she felt when Mel Martinez announced his resignation from the…

British Drag Comedian Detained at MIA for Sounding Cuban

“I’ve just been to hell folks and it’s called Miami airport,” say British comedian Paul O’Grady who rose to fame as his drag alter ego Lily Savage.O’Grady was on his way back to Britain from a holiday in Peru, and had a stop over at Miami International Airport where he was detained…

Woman Who Set Herself on Fire Isn’t Exactly the Sanest Person

Regarding the woman who set herself on fire yesterday at the Mall of the Americas, this isn’t exactly surprising: The woman’s husband said she had been to Jackson Memorial Hospital three times recently for psychiatric help and has a history of mental problems, according to Miami Herald news partner WFOR-CBS 4.Her…

Former Pro Wrestler Running for Florida House Seat

He’s not running from South Beach or Wilton Manors (where he could probably win on that photo alone), but from somewhere in Hillsborough County, where he was a one-term commissioner. Blair is a former professional wrestler who fought on a tag team called the Killer Bees (named for the Miami Dolphins’…

Miami’s Black-Market Cigarette King Pleads Guilty

Earlier this summer, New Times brought you the story of Roman Vidal, a 54-year-old Cutler Bay resident accused of funneling millions of dollars’ worth of black-market cigarettes through the Port of Miami to criminal gangs in Europe.Just before 11 a.m. today, Vidal pleaded guilty to four counts of wire fraud,…

11-Year-Old Damon Weaver Finally Scores Obama Interview

Last year, we dubbed Damon Weaver “the best political reporter in South Florida,” and after a long quest, the 11-year-old finally got to do yesterday what most political reporters only dream of — sit down for a one-on-one interview with the president of the United States. Dreams do come true!…

News Roundup

Commissioner Marc Sarnoff thinks Miami 21 might make a repeat appearance this fall. [SFBJ]A Miami man was shopping at his local Publix (5715 NW Seventh St.) when some idiot managers thought he stole some eye drops. So they made him go into the bathroom and take off his clothes. I don’t…

Donte’ Stallworth Doesn’t Seem Quite So Contrite on Twitter

When the NFL suspended Cleveland Browns receiver Donte’ Stallworth yesterday for the full 2009 season, he issued an official statement with all the right sentiments about the drunken March 14 crash that killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway.​Stallworth promised to “use the period of my suspension to reflect, to…