Stupid PETA Tricks: Ten Tasteless, Testes-Teasing Tactics

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals was founded in 1980 as an animal rights group. Today it’s the premier producer of subversive sexual pop-culture fodder. It’s gotten to the point where people talk more about PETA’s tacky tactics than their actual message. Shouldn’t they get back to the business…

News Roundup

A Miami Lakes special needs teacher was found guilty of abuse for spiking an autistic student’s soda with hot sauce to teach him a lesson. [AP]Mel Martinez made good on his promise to return to private law practice and will be a partner at a Tampa law firm. [Tribune]Miami Beach…

Silicon Beach: South Florida Startup VOIS Helps Geeks Get Jobs

VOIS.com is one of South Florida’s homegrown startups, founded in 2006 by Craig Agranoff (@lapp) and Herb Tabin (@herbtabin). The Boca Raton-based company began when Tabin approached Agranoff, wondering how to improve the model of existing websites where buyers post jobs and consultants and freelancers sell services. Both VOIS founders…

Massive Manhunt for Armed Robbers Shuts Down Little Havana

Dozens of police cars and an ambulance have shut down an entire neighborhood on the western edge of Little Havana this afternoon as SWAT teams and canine units look for two armed men on the run. Cops are swarming along NW Seventh Avenue, shutting every southbound street from 30th to…

Ted Ginn’s In-Game Tweets from Dolphins vs. Colts

8:38 p.m. wish I was as fast as Dallas Clark…9:02 p.m. @chadaccurate nice pass buddy! Feel like the chemistry is there tonight!9:10 p.m. @ronniecat  whats it feel like to run over somebody?9:41 p.m. @chadaccurate  no defenders in sight. I’m literally lonely. take a shot in the endzone?9:42 p.m. @chadaccurate  oops!…

Tenant at 500 Brickell Reports Another Condo Jumper

Yesterday, I received a letter from a sociologist who lives in the high-rise 500 Brickell. The tenant reports that this past Saturday, a young man jumped from the luxury building. It’s the 17th case in Miami-Dade since the condo boom of 2007. The email begins, “I happen to live in…

Mark Foley Isn’t a Big Charlie Crist Fan

Despite rumors, Mark Foley and Charlie Crist say they weren’t roommates (or “roommates”) when they were in the state legislature, but we were under the impression the two were at least chummy. So why does Foley seem to be rooting for Marco Rubio?He attended a recent Rubio fundraiser and later…

News Roundup

Last night in the Colts vs. Fins game, we saw two offenses: one with a gimmick and one with solid talent. Even though the Colts’ offense had the ball for less than 15 minutes the entire game, they still won 27-23. [Reuters]But hey, at least there were tons of celebs…

NY Times Tells Us What We Already Know: Marlins Stadium Deal Sucks

There’s nothing quite like waking up bleary-eyed and hung over to a swift kick in the balls from the Gray Lady. No, seriously, that’s why we subscribe to the New York Times. It’s better than a stiff colada.The Times delivered big-time this weekend, with a Messi-esque shot to the groin in the…

News Roundup

Apparently it is a horrible thing for people living under a Communist regime to ever hear live music. This is why a bunch of people smashed Juanes CDs (or if you watched the news footage closely, quite a few homemade copies of Juanes CDs) on Calle Ocho yesterday. [NBCMiami | Herald…

Silicon Beach: Internet Addiction on the Rise

Technology is both a blessing and a curse. It helps connect people, but also keeps them  from having real lives. The first true Internet addiction residential treatment center opened its doors earlier this year, according to USA Today: The center, called ReSTART, is somewhat ironically located near Redmond, Washington, headquarters…