Rafer Alston Left Heat to Be With Suicidal Twin Sister

Oh, man, we kind of feel bad for making light of Rafer Alston’s mysterious disappearence from the Heat. According to ESPN, Alston says his decision had little to do with losing his spot in the starting lineup and more to do with the attempted suicide of his twin sister.”I’ve never…

Fidel Castro’s New Miniseries Chronicles 638 Times He’s Cheated Death

On Sunday, Cuban television broadcast the first episode of an 8-part miniseries on the various assassination attempts on Fidel Castro. Just another jolly night on Cuban prime-time!Called He Who Must Live, the miniseries covers the “638” attempts on El Supremo’s life, including some that took place even before he came…

Kardashian Baby Daddy Scott Disick Takes Role at Mia at Biscayne

With the announcement of a second season of Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami came news that Kourtney’s boyfriend and baby daddy, Scott Disick, would open a combination restaurant/lounge/club. Well, the club in question has actually been open for months — it’s Mia at Biscayne.He’s taken on a role in VIP/nightlife…

Video: This Weekend’s Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl

March is “Bicycle Month” in Florida. So we hope you shared the road on Saturday afternoon when Miami cyclists took to the streets  for the Beer Snob Bicycle Crawl. According to Mike Bike Scene organizers, close to a hundred peeps showed up for the four-bar, crosstown ride that started at…

Charlie Crist Accuses Marco Rubio of Back Waxing

Charlie Crist went on Greta Van Susteren’s Fox News show to talk about the allegations brought up in yesterday’s negative front-page New York Times story about his controversial deal that might or might not “save the Everglades.”We didn’t learn much from the interview, other than that Crist dropped religious allusions a…

News Roundup: Budget Director Fired

Amid Miami’s budget woes, the city has let go budget director Michael Boudreaux. [Herald]St. Joseph’s, a Catholic school in Miami Beach, has closed after 50 years, and the parents of the 136 students are not pleased. [NBCMiami]Get ready for China to be the new world superpower, because local tourism officials…

Silicon Beach: Girls in Tech Comes to South Florida

A Girls in Tech chapter is starting in South Florida and no, it’s not the title of a cheesy Bang Brothers porn flick. In the male-dominated field of technology, women would much rather have their brains picked than their asses pinched.Girls in Tech, founded in San Francisco in 2007, is…