Florida Unemployment Rate Reaches Highest Level of All Time

12.2 percent. That was the unemployment rate in Florida for February, and the highest ever recorded. Miami-Dade’s adjusted unemployment rate sits at 11.8, up from 11.7 last month. The national rate sits at 9.7 percent.All in all the sunshine state has lost 211,500 jobs in the past year.There’s a bit…

Humpback Whale in Distress in Biscayne Bay

There’s a humpback whale in Biscayne Bay off Bear Cut, possibly in distress. The U.S. Coast Guard believe he could be caught in a rope attached to an anchor. A National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration biologist is on the way.CBS4 suspects it may be the same whale that was caught…

305 Photo of the Day: Britto Now Controls the Seas

Sometimes we close our eyes real tight and imagine a city devoid of the constant nuisance known as Britto art. Then we look out at the horizon and see the sea. A shining beautiful blue thing completely devoid of the hyperkinetic bits of wrapping paper patterns and doodles that Britto…

South Beach Pillow Fight Flash Mob Scheduled for Next Week

Next Saturday, April 3, is apparently International Pillow Fight Day. To celebrate there’ll be a pillow fight flash mob at 8th and Ocean on South Beach.As South Florida Daily Blog points out, attendants are asked to show up exactly at 3 p.m. and keep their pillows hidden until then. How…

Downtown’s Four Seasons Hotel Sold for Under $30 Million

The hotel component of the Four Seasons Millennium Tower has been sold to a New York investment group for just $29.5 million according to Condo Vultures. The hotel had been previously valued at $85.5 million according to tax records. That’s a pretty steep discount.Located inside the 70-story Four Seasons Millennium…

Miami Men Don’t Measure Up in Penis Size Rankings

The flashy cars, the speedboats, the trendy clothes, the bling-bling. Yeah, maybe dudes in Miami are trying to compensate for something.Online love glove store Condomania sells rubbers in 76 sizes that keep you covered no matter if you’re packing a plantain or a beer can. The product has been on…

Drunk Dolphin Ronnie Brown Almost Hit an Oncoming Vehicle

Dolphins running back Ronnie Brown’s blood alcohol level was almost twice the legal limit when he was arrested for DUI last weekend in suburban Atlanta. Now reports suggest the football player lied to police and narrowly missed a head-on collision with another vehicle. Brown was driving his 2006 black BMW home from Café…

Miami Heat vs. Chicago Bulls: Moving On Up

Jermaine O’Neal must be an avid reader of Riptide, because last night it looked like he was motivated by one of our posts when he led the Heat to one of its most lopsided victories of the season. The team ripped the Bulls a new one to the tune of 103-74.O’Neal got…

‘Soupnazi’ Hacker Albert Gonzalez Gets 20 Years In Prison

A federal judge in Boston has just sentenced Miami hacker Albert Gonzalez to 20 years in prison after he pleaded guilty to stealing millions of credit card numbers, the AP reports. The sentence wasn’t the max Gonzalez faced — the judge could have given him 25 years behind bars –…

RPOF Says Alex Sink is Basically Florida’s Fidel Castro

Fidel Castro took some time out of his busy schedule of not dying to pen a piece for a state newspaper that said President Obama and the Democrat’s recent passage of health care reform is a “miracle.” Well, the Republican Party of Florida took time out of their busy schedule of…

Crist Campaign Used Party Credit Cards, Too

Charlie Crist has been hemming and hawing about Marco Rubio’s “questionable” spending on the Republican Party of Florida’s American Express cards, saying stupid things about back waxes and “true conservatives.” So naturally, campaign finance reports show that Crist’s campaign also charged money on RPOF cards, according to The Herald/Times…

Ladies, There is Now a Bra for Your Butt

A friend of mine who grew up in South Florida  recently tweeted that even though she now lives in New York, where the preferred ass shape sort of looks like two soggy, thin English muffins attached to a broom stick, she’s totally OK with her shapely derriere because it’s the ideal look…