Fourth of July 2013: Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week

Welcome to Miami. The land of the free and the home of nonstop partying. And since it’s Independence Day, SoBe will be exploding with world-class artists, constant twerking, and hard-core fist-pumping. Check the cut for Crossfade’s six best parties on South Beach this week. God bless the USA! See also:…

Fourth of July 2013: Four Best Yacht Parties in Miami

So you’re gearing up for this Independence Day and you want to live it up as only a true Miamian can do. You better take this party from red and white to blue and hit the ocean, because there are some top-notch cruise parties, just perfect for the occasion. Whether…

Fourth of July 2013: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

Happy 237th birthday, America! In honor of Independence Day, we’ll be exploding massive fireworks in the sky, grilling hotdogs, drinking endless PBR, and enjoying a four-day work week. And since we live in the 305, you know we’ll be jammin’ to great music. Check the cut for Crossfade’s five best…

Fourth of July 2013: Five Best Pool Parties in Miami

On July 4, 1776, after approving the Declaration of Independence and formally announcing the 13 colonies’ freedom from the British Empire, the Second Continental Congress pounded its gavel and ecstatically exclaimed, “Pool party!” Now 237 years later, we in the Magic City continue to proudly observe this grand ol’ Independence…

Relief in Abstract Made Other Labels Look Stupid With Its Bardot Showcase

Holy crap, y’all. Are you listening to the stuff that Orlando label Relief in Abstract is putting out? If not, you’re missing some amazing stuff. So remedy your sad situation, ASAP. The label’s roster includes artists XXYYXX, Fortune Howl, Marble, Grant and Spies on Bikes, and they’re all putting out…

Five Things to Know for the Catfish Ball at Gramps

We’re going catfishin’! Well, to be more accurate, we’re going to the Catfish Ball at Gramps this weekend. Now you’re probably wondering, What the hell is a Catfish Ball? And up until yesterday, we weren’t exactly sure what it was either. But we called up the lovely Southern belle behind…

Rick Ross Sued Over Unpaid $90,000 Rolex Bill

The Bawse don’t pay his debts. That’s the accusation being tossed around by King Johnny, AKA The Original Johnny the Jeweler — a Houston watch, pendant, bracelet, necklace, and ring merchant who’s suing Rick Ross and Maybach Music Group over an unpaid Rolex bill. The total: $89,847.50, plus interest. See…

Deadmau5 Allegedly Cheated on Kat Von D and Now They’re All Broken Up

Irony alert! Back in 2010, Kat Von D was rumored to have ruined the marriage between reality TV motorcyclist Jessie James and America’s middle-aged sweetheart Sandra Bullock when she let the mustachioed muscle-bound dude touch her titties. And now she’s breaking off her engagement with Deadmau5, tweeting: “Cheating on your…

Jacuzzi Boys Releasing New, Self-Titled Album Via Hardly Art on September 10

The Jacuzzi Boys just turned six. And they’re celebrating with a big new batch of awesomely fuzzy jangle punk ditties. “We came together in early 2007,” the Jacuzzis’ drummer, Diego Monasterios, once told Crossfade, “when my and Gabriel’s other shitty band wasn’t working out.” Now, after 2,000-plus days together, two…

Who Wants Free Tickets for Solange at Arsht Center in Miami?

Solange is not her older sister Beyoncé, and that’s a good thing. Where Beyoncé is flamboyant and shimmery, Solange is soulful and down-to-Earth. Bey is the “picture-perfect” media darling, Sol is witty and challenging with “Fuck the Industry (Signed Sincerely).” In short, Solange is her own artist with her own…

Juanes at Hard Rock Live June 27

A spotty, Spotified copy of Juanes: MTV Unplugged streams on an iPhone as New Times travels 70 mph down an unassuming stretch of I-75 near Resaca, Georgia. It’s the Monday after Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival, and we are relying on the same 4G network that’s playing the music to…

iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party at Fontainebleau Miami Beach June 28 and 29

Suit up for the second annual iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party and catch some rays at the world-famous, anything-but-subtle Fontainebleau Miami Beach. It’s all going down this weekend. And because this wet ‘n’ wild bash is Clear Channel’s baby, we’ll be gettin’ a poptastic lineup loaded with superstars and megahits. So…