Bastille – Fillmore Miami Beach

Bastille With Wolf Gang Fillmore Miami Beach Thursday, May 15, 2014 Better Than: Standing out in the heavy rain. If you ever wondered what the long term effects of Coldplay might be, you need look no further than Bastille. The chart topping synth heavy four piece are led by singer/songwriter…

Miami’s Ten Best Things to Do Under $10 This Weekend

Just because your wallet may be a little on the slim side doesn’t mean you have to spend the entire weekend getting your fingers orange from eating too many cheese puffs and watching reruns of ¿Qué Pasa, U.S.A.? on repeat. When you live in the Magic City, being broke is…

Modest Mouse – Fillmore Miami Beach

Modest Mouse Fillmore Miami Beach Wednesday, May 14, 2014 Better Than: Getting caught in an actual pit of rats. Scurrying like buzz-hungry rodents to the sugar nozzle, Modest Mouse fans cheerily clawed and crawled through the Fillmore Miami Beach, searching for the perfect spot in which to nest while waiting…

Bunji Garlin on Soca, “Differentology,” and Not “Selling Out”

One hit is all it takes for an established musician to become an international star. For Bob Marley, it was “Judge Not.” For Shaggy, it was “Oh, Carolina.” For Trinidadian ragga soca artist Bunji “The Fireman” Garlin, that song is “Differentology.” “The purpose was to transcend beyond the season of…

Michael Mayer’s Five Most Essential Kompakt Records

“Nomen,” says Kompakt Records cofounder and DJ-producer Michael Mayer, “est omen.” Or in other, non-Latin words, one’s moniker is a sign of destiny. So while “Kompakt started out,” Mayer recently told us, “as a record store in 1993” by the name of Delirium, it was soon relaunched, relabeled, and began…

Comeback Queen Cher Returns to South Florida

It is difficult to believe that when Cher first topped the charts, LBJ was in the White House and America was taking its first steps into the quagmire of Vietnam. She is one of an elite few in the annals of pop history who aptly deserves to be called a…

Afrobeta Moving to Los Angeles, “Only for Summer,” to Seek New Management

“Nooooooo! We party! We party! We party!” Those shrieks are just the desperate pleadings of Miami music fans collectively panicking at the news that Afrobeta’s Cuci Amador and Tony Smurphio might be splitting, like so many promising 305ers, for friendlier (and possibly more profitable) West Coast climes. Don’t worry, though…

Wynwood’s The Social Lubricant Lounge for Sale: $2.3 Million

The Lube’s for sale. Smoothing late-night interaction for just over a year at 167 NW 23rd Street, Wynwood’s The Social Lubricant Lounge is already being peddled to entrepreneurial bidders looking to slip into the ‘Wood hood. But for anybody wanting to purchase this particular location in “the most exciting and…

Win Free Tickets for Blackalicious at Grand Central

Take some life advice from Blackalicious’ Gift of Gab and Chief Excel: “Don’t let money free tickets change ya!” Just like fast women, faster cars, and famous friends, it’s crazy how quick comp tix for classic rap shows, like Gab and Excel’s joint at Grand Central, can gas a homie’s…

EDM’s Five Greatest Delusions

Phillip Seymour Hoffman, playing the legendary rock journalist Lester Bangs in the film Almost Famous, once said the most brilliant thing about modern music. “They’re trying to buy respectability for a form that is gloriously and righteously dumb. The day it ceases to be dumb is the day it ceases…

Jacuzzi Boys’ Last Show at Dave Daniels’ Churchill’s Pub

Maybe you woke up this morning to discover your body decorated in colorful bruises. Maybe you’ve taken three showers, but still don’t feel particularly clean. And maybe you have an aggressive ringing in your ears that won’t let up. Well, then you were probably at the Jacuzzi Boys’ last show…

Win Free Tickets for Lily Allen at Fillmore Miami Beach

As Ms. Lily Allen says: “It’s hard out here for a bitch.” But that doesn’t mean the Brit pop provocateur’s about to let herself be beat down by slimeball demands that every woman be some rich, size six that can cook and shake ass. Nope. She’s starting shit. She’s fighting…

Cult Leader, Yautja, and Holly Hunt – Churchill’s Pub, Miami

As we slog ever nearer to the pending change of ownership that looms over Churchill’s Pub, it would appear patrons have splintered into two distinct camps. There are the deniers who believe the punk landmark can only flourish with its current patronage and practices intact, and that any alterations by…

Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

Longer days, getting a tan on your walk from the car to the office, and kick ass shows almost every single night of the week … That’ summer in the Magic City for you. And with music from indie rockers Modest Mouse, British pop destroyers Bastille, and hip-hop legends Sugar…

Best of Miami 2014 Readers’ Poll: Vote for the Winners!

This is the final round, gamers. All that frenzied, Mountain Dew- and Fruity Pebbles-fueled nominating action is over. But it’s still Game On! for New Times’ Best of Miami 2014 readers’ poll. So loosen up those stiff wrists. Massage that that worn-out trigger finger. And chiropracticize your precious button thumb…

Win Free Tickets for Kid Ink, Bizzy Crook, King Los at Grand Central Miami

“Iz u down? Iz u down? Uhh, uhh.” That’s just Kid Ink (government name Brian Todd Collins), the 28-year-old Cali rapper, runnin’ game ’cause he could tell “it’s something on yo expression lookin’ like you need a taste of that ass some free concert tickets.” Kicking off Miami’s annual weeklong…