25 Richest Musicians of 2013

Some people feel bad for the music industry, but we don’t. There may be more illegal downloads than ever. But there are still plenty of super-rich musicians sitting on golden thrones, dining on the hopes and dreams of others and little sandwiches with no crust. OK, just because they’re wealthy,…

The Ten People You Meet at ’80s Prom

Have you ever gotten drunk and thought, “Man, burrrp, I wish I could go back to prom and do it all over again. I would really, hiccup, show them.” Well, if you sobered up, you might realize going back to your real prom is a horrible idea, but taking part…

Dutch Influence Runs House Music, Hits O Cinema Thursday

“All these megastar house DJ/producers seem to come from Holland. Is it something in the water?” We can finally put that tired-ass question to bed, because an entire documentary has been dedicated to the incredible significance and domination of Dutch artists in dance music. Dutch Influence takes an inside look…

Arcade Fire Announces Reflektor Tour 2014, Skips Miami

Everyone knows you can’t trust a rumor. Or a Reflektor. Last month, though, while still tingling from Arcade Fire’s two-night stand in Miami (and wooed by Win Butler’s breathless promises of “be back soon”), we here at Crossfade allowed ourselves to be seduced by Internet siren calls, originating from “Arcade…

Catwalk Vogue Night: A Fierce Photo Recap

“Open up your thighs, and look inside for a deep surprise.” On any given night, hearing those words broadcast over the loud speaker of a club might be the cue to either get the fuck out or grab up your lose dollars and make it thunderstorm. But Sunday, November 10,…

E11even Miami Nightclub Opening at Former Goldrush Strip Club

“What is 11?” That’s the mysterious tagline for a new club that’s apparently set to take over the old Goldrush nudie bar property at NE 29 NE 11th Street (just across the street from Space) in Downtown Miami. It seems (based on the official trailer) that this new nightspot will…

New Times Looking For an Assistant Web Editor

Miami New Times and New Times Broward Palm Beach have an immediate opening for an assistant web editor. This position combines journalism with social media marketing and analytical data management to increase the audience for New Times on its desktop and mobile applications. The assistant web editor assigns and edits…

Arcade Fire: More Tickets Released for Little Haiti Show

“Dress up and come party with us!” That’s an excited invitation from Win Butler, Arcade Fire, and a weird bunny rabbit to this week’s Reflektor concerts in Miami. Of course, you (probably) don’t have tickets. And that means you’re screwed harder than a cottontail at the peak of mating season…

Arcade Fire’s Reflektor Show in Miami Sells Out in Under Five Minutes

For all the jerks who scoffed: “Why the fuck would Arcade Fire choose Miami of all places for semi-secret, ultra-exclusive shows to promote its awesome new record, Reflektor?” … We here at Crossfade offer a three-part answer. 1. Our city is home to almost a quarter-million Ayitiens. And Arcade Fire’s…

Austin Mahone Cancels Entire 2013 Tour “Due to Illness”

As we at New Times often gush: “Austin Mahone is a teenage dreamboat.” But even teen idols get sick. And sadly for millions of Mahomies, the 17-year-old Cash Money-signed cutie has come down with a bug that’s forced him to cancel both his Miami and Orlando concerts his entire 2013…

Pouya on Life Before Rap: “No Hoes … No F$&@ing Food”

Over the last few years, Twitter has become the diary of almost everyone’s lives, where we air out personal grievances or document what we ate for lunch. But Kevin Pouya, the 18-year-old rapper known simply as Pouya, prefers to use it for more practical purposes, especially with his female fans…

Arcade Fire Announces Second Miami Show at Mekka Nightclub

Yep. The Reflektors is Arcade Fire. Yesterday, we here at Crossfade noticed a curious update on local world-music promoter Rhythm Foundation’s website for a special edition of the monthly Big Night in Little Haiti at the Little Haiti Cultural Center starring a band that we’d never heard of. Oddly, though,…