Miami has a lot of the names, most of them stupid.The past decade saw the 305 officially branding itself “the Magic City.” Some detractors call our fair banana republic “The City That Sleeps Late.” Others have taken to “The Big Mango,” the latest sign that most of Dade County has…
Just one month removed from her death, rumors of a posthumous sex tape and several sexy photographs starring Whitney Houston have started to surface. According to a Star magazine “insider,” Brandy’s baby brother and former celebrity sex tape star Ray J (who introduced the world to Kim Kardashian via cunnilingus)…
Happy hump day, beat freaks. How fuckin’ rowdy was Steve Aoki last night at Mansion? The Dim Mak Miami party was so worth the $2,500 VIP table for six. Our frat bros loved it. They met so many women named Molly, flirted with all of them. In fact, after Aoki’s…
Two seizures and an alarmingly high-caloric diet are mere speed bumps on Rick Ross’s road to world dominance. The man does not stop. He’s constantly slangin’ MMG dick ’round the world, reminding everyone that he’s a Boss, a self-made millionaire “selling dope, straight off the iPhone.” Now Rozay has a…
”I just wanna fuck your face,” Mike Dece croons on “I Love U,” his faux-sensual R&B collaboration with the equally crass Tropical Boy$. “Put my dick deep in your eye.” Obviously, the track is not about playing hard to get. In fact, it’s about the exact opposite: Getting your freak on…
Just one week removed from PepsiCo’s announcement that Lil Wayne would become the face of Mountain Dew, the multinational corporation’s love affair with Young Money talent just became a threesome. Forbes is reporting that Nicki Minaj has singed a “massive,” multimillion-dollar deal with Pepsi to become the face of a…
Legend has it that a dollop of peanut butter will turn a wolf into a monster. Similarly, a nominally priced monthly fee will turn you into a monster music collector, like Peanut Butter Wolf and his new digital music subscription. The San Jose, California native, who broke onto the hip-hop…
What day is it? Has anyone seen our “I’m in Miami, Bitch” tank? We remember taking it off to jump into the Shelborne pool on Friday, but it was gone four hours later after we got out and dried off. Mid-March in Miami feels like a seemingly never-ending bleep-boop bender…
Inside a New York state civil courtroom, a musical tale of “irreparable harm” continues to unfold as Lindsay Lohan refuses to drop a seemingly bogus lawsuit against Pitbull, Nee-Yo, and Afrojack, the result of her “Give Me Everything” overreaction. In LiLo’s eyes, “Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep…
After spending the past three days getting wasted and shaking ass all over SoBe, uhntz-uhntz-ing around Biscayne Bay aboard the Tikki Beach, and getting pruney in the Shelborne’s pool, you’re fucking pooped on partying. And like EDM quirkmeister Riva Starr’s mustachioed clubber baby, you’re whining, “Last night, I was drunk…
Who is St. Patrick and why does he have his own day? We don’t know. But we’re pretty sure about the reason we can never remember it … All those pints of Guinness, shots of Jameson, and Bushmills on the rocks. If it weren’t for the corned beef and cabbage…
It’s Winter Music Conference. So for the last 24 hours, we here at Crossfade have been raving and raging with a gang of incurable beat freaks, hardcore partiers, Junior Boys, sun junkies, and Miami nightlife legends. But we’ve taken a 45-minute nap on the dance floor, slugged a Red Bull…
Though the name Mykki Blanco is already a sort of nom de plume — we’re talking about a performative alter ego, after all — Ms. Blanco has another one, the Cosmic Angel. Think about that for a second: a supernatural creature from space, wielding protective powers and harmonious vocal chords…
It’s finally here! Winter Music Conference starts today. And while the big, splashy parties don’t really get going until next week, there are still plenty good reasons why you should start your electro rendezvous today.Word to wise, if you are heading to South Beach car pool or cab it, we’re…
For boy bands, former Tiger Beat heartthrobs, and arena rockers, VH1’s Behind the Music is often a sad, hour-long reminder of what once was –groupies, money, three-day benders — and the grim reality of what has become — rehab, foreclosure, obesity. Those episodes often linger in the background while you…
In New Jersey, Whitney Houston is spinning in her grave and violently vomiting over her own corpse, filling the oak casket to the brim. This is the posthumous reaction to news that Bobbi Kristina and her “adopted” brother, Nick Gordon, may be having an “incestuous” affair. According to TMZ, Kristina…
Miike Snow at Ultra March 23
Neon Indian at Ultra March 23
Avicii at Ultra March 24
Justice at Ultra March 24
M83 at Ultra Music Festival March 24
David Guetta at Ultra Music Festival March 25
