After spending the past three days getting wasted and shaking ass all over SoBe, uhntz-uhntz-ing around Biscayne Bay aboard the Tikki Beach, and getting pruney in the Shelborne’s pool, you’re fucking pooped on partying. And like EDM quirkmeister Riva Starr’s mustachioed clubber baby, you’re whining, “Last night, I was drunk…
Who is St. Patrick and why does he have his own day? We don’t know. But we’re pretty sure about the reason we can never remember it … All those pints of Guinness, shots of Jameson, and Bushmills on the rocks. If it weren’t for the corned beef and cabbage…
It’s Winter Music Conference. So for the last 24 hours, we here at Crossfade have been raving and raging with a gang of incurable beat freaks, hardcore partiers, Junior Boys, sun junkies, and Miami nightlife legends. But we’ve taken a 45-minute nap on the dance floor, slugged a Red Bull…
Though the name Mykki Blanco is already a sort of nom de plume — we’re talking about a performative alter ego, after all — Ms. Blanco has another one, the Cosmic Angel. Think about that for a second: a supernatural creature from space, wielding protective powers and harmonious vocal chords…
It’s finally here! Winter Music Conference starts today. And while the big, splashy parties don’t really get going until next week, there are still plenty good reasons why you should start your electro rendezvous today.Word to wise, if you are heading to South Beach car pool or cab it, we’re…
For boy bands, former Tiger Beat heartthrobs, and arena rockers, VH1’s Behind the Music is often a sad, hour-long reminder of what once was –groupies, money, three-day benders — and the grim reality of what has become — rehab, foreclosure, obesity. Those episodes often linger in the background while you…
In New Jersey, Whitney Houston is spinning in her grave and violently vomiting over her own corpse, filling the oak casket to the brim. This is the posthumous reaction to news that Bobbi Kristina and her “adopted” brother, Nick Gordon, may be having an “incestuous” affair. According to TMZ, Kristina…
Miike Snow at Ultra March 23
Neon Indian at Ultra March 23
Avicii at Ultra March 24
Justice at Ultra March 24
M83 at Ultra Music Festival March 24
David Guetta at Ultra Music Festival March 25
Flying Lotus at Ultra March 25
Air London’s A Night in the Air at Electric Pickle March 20
Apollonia Label Launch Party at Treehouse March 20
Dim Mak Does Miami at Mansion March 20
Dirtybird BBQ at Villa 221 March 22
Crosstown Rebels’ Get Lost at Electric Pickle March 24
Last Resort at Villa 221 March 25
Paul Van Dyk’s Evolution Album Launch at Ice Palace Film Studios March 24
Winter Music Conference, Ultra Music Festival, and Miami Music Week expand to nine days for 2012
