Swedish House Mafia Announces One Last Tour Dates Miami Not Included

The end is near. Swedish House Mafia’s Sebastian Ingrosso, Axwell, and Steve Angello just revealed the 26 dates for their One Last Tour in a most melodramatic fashion, announcing each new show about a minute apart. The world will be excited to know that the SHM guys are saying goodbye…

Shakira Pregnant: Childbearing Hips Don’t Lie

Shakira is having a remarkably productive month. It’s also been reproductive. Less than four weeks after being named the 40th most powerful woman on the planet and two-days removed from landing a spring coaching gig on NBC’s The Voice, the Colombian pop star confirmed that she and boyfriend Gerard Pique…

Deadmau5 and Kat Von D in Love, Have Super-Tatted Sexy Time

See also “Deadmau5 Obsessed With Kat Von D, Uploads 43-Photo Album to Facebook.” Move over, Mr. Meowingtons! ‘Cause EDM’s biggest hater has a new favorite kitty kat. Turns out, Deadmau5, who sometimes seems to hate everyone and everything (including himself), is totally head-over-heels in love with the greatest Miami Ink…

Lil Wayne’s “No Frank Ocean” Slur Is the New “No Homo”

See also “Frank Ocean Is Gay: A Ten-Point History of Coming Out in Music, From Bowie to Lance Bass.” There’s a new way of declaring “no homo” before complimenting another dude’s ridiculous abs or quipping that homie’s butt sags in JNCO jeans. His name is Frank Ocean. Lil Wayne has…