Pharrell Selling Panty-Dropping Miami Condo for $16.8 Million

Pharrell wants to move. But he’s got to sell his massive panty-dropper in Brickell before he can skate on out of here. It’s a rather dope crib with all the stylish touches that you’d expect from a music mogul with one name. Complete with luscious vistas, high-rise perspectives, chic modern…

Rick Ross Officially Recognized as “Bawse of the Year 2012”

Who’s the motherfuckin’ Bawse? To Crossfade, it’s always been Rick Ross (government name William Leonard Roberts II), the 300-pound football-lineman-turned-corrections-officer-turned-street-rapper-turned-Maybach-mogul. He taught us to play 4-3 formation. He always emphasized the importance of hustlin’, even while earning $22,913.54 per year from the Florida Department of Corrections. And he showed us…

Lil Wayne Announces Retirement: “Tha Carter V Is My Last Album”

Last night before Thanksgiving dinner, Crossfade joined hands with friends and family to recite our Lord’s Prayer, “Go DJ.” Since Lil Wayne’s 2004 breakthrough record, Tha Carter, we have been loyal disciples of the dreadlocked messiah, praising his name before each meal and thanking the hip-hop gods for bestowing their…

Flo Rida Scores the Cover of Miami New Times‘ People Issue 2012

It ain’t easy being Flo Rida, but it’s gotta be a “Good Feeling.” And the positive vibes just keep flowing for the Carol City pop-hopper. Like, say, scoring the cover of New Times’ Miami People 2012. See also: -Flo Rida: Hit Maker, The Miami People Profile -Miami People 2012: The…

UR1 Festival Postponed, Will Be Rescheduled UPDATED

According to UR1 Festival organizers, the fest has been postponed, not canceled. The reason given for the rescheduling: a weather forecast that predicts strong winds the weekend of December 8 and 9. Once the new dates are announced, ticket holders can decide whether to ask for a refund or use…

Top Ten Reasons Tobacco Road Should Live Another 100 Years

The Road is 100 fucking years old! There’s never been a better time to get wasted, eat great, and have consensual drunk sex in a parking lot than tomorrow’s big birthday bash. Here are the top ten reasons Tobacco Road should live another hundred years. See also: -Graham Wood Drout…