Introducing the New Disqus Commenting System

We know how much you love the Captcha commenting system now in use on Crossfade. Who doesn’t enjoy struggling to read nonsensical phrases to prove they aren’t evil robots. We hate to break it to you, but Captcha is going away. Crossfade and the other Miami New Times blogs are…

Aholsniffsglue, Shake, and Get Low Wish You A Shitty Christmas

Club promoter and artiste extraordinaire Aholsniffsglue has a heart of gold. He’s constantly thinking of ways to help the community. His motto: “You can talk about how bad things are. Or you can step up and do something about it.” It’s this attitude that got him in the party-making business…

Above & Beyond Taking Over Ice Palace March 24

What are we calling that period between March 22 and 28? Ultra Week? Miami Electronic Music Week? We need to come to a consensus so we don’t get too confused. Just the other day, Crossfade announced Swedish House Mafia’s party happening opposite Ultra, and now British trance trio, Above &…

Tito El Bambino Wants to Sip Some Drank With You at Grand Central This Friday

Everybody enjoys free drank, right? Well, Amway North America, a one-time “seller of household cleaner” and current pusher of cosmetics, is getting into the energy drink game with a “sparkling orange” product called XS Naranja Blast that’s loaded with “B-vitamins and key amino acids.” It sure sounds healthful. But here’s…

Miss Kittin, Queen of Electroclash, Arrives at Vagabond January 14

Ah, electroclash. The dance genre known for its analog rhythms and monotone vocals. Part krautrock, part electro, it was a genre doomed to fail from the start. Why? Well, once you heard one electroclash track, you’ve pretty much heard them all.That’s not to say there weren’t some genuine electroclash superstars…

Red Bull Versiones Throws a Free Latin Party at Grand Central This Thursday

Ever wonder much caffeine-jacked energy drink you could suck down before totally losing your sense of rhythm? Go find out this Thursday when the Red Bull Versiones party lands at Grand Central with endless party tunes provided by local Latin acts Karina Iglesias, Flow Official, Elastic Bond, Xperimento, Bachaco, and…

93 Rock’s Gonna Take It Easy Once the Holiday Nightmare Ends

Good morning, FM lovers! It looks like Cox Radio finally received our Christmas wish list. Over the weekend, it was announced live on the airwaves that the former 93 Rock (currently 93 Holiday Nightmare) will discontinue its 24/7 holly jolly programming at 11:59 p.m. on Christmas night. Really, the announcement…

Joan Jett Takes Over the Magic City Casino This Saturday

Virginia Woolf once said, “All women together ought to let flowers fall upon the grave of Aphra Behn… for it was she who earned them the right to speak their minds.” Had Woolf been a teen with a ‘zine during the late ’70s or early ’80s, she might have said…

Lauryn Hill Headlines Jazz in the Gardens at Sun Life Stadium March 19

It was billed as a “private” performance. But unless you’re one of those rule-watching wimps with way too much respect for authority, you snuck onto the University of Miami campus to see November 5’s free homecoming concert starring Lauryn Hill. We did. And we brought back a recap, some photos,…

Tiësto Spinning Poolside at Fontainebleau on New Year’s Eve

When you book Lady Gaga to perform at your New Year’s Eve event, it’s going to be very hard to top. So excuse us if we aren’t as shocked by the news that Tiësto will be headlining this year’s Fontainebleau’s New Year’s Eve poolside party, along with San Francisco DJ…

Diplo Bringing Holiday Cheer to Grand Central December 23

Diplo has a lot to be grateful this year. The Mad Decent label head’s career shows no signs of slowing down. And his Major Lazer side project with Switch is still going strong following the release of a new EP, Lazers Never Die, and a mixtape with La Roux. Even…

Local Motion: Champion Sound’s Dirty, Sexy Art Basel Mixtape

As kitschy and hardcore as I wanna keep my existence, every now and then a little crew comes out of left-field that makes me reexamine myself and my sensibilities. So much is true for the soldiering motherfuckers from the Electric Pickle’s Champion Sound Wednesday party. These cats make me wanna…

Panic Bomber is Made of Stars in “Getting On My Mind” Video

Panic Bomber has released his first-ever music video, and much like Mr. Haig’s live performances, it’s over the top, kitschy, and energetic. The video, directed by Robothands, features a mix of animation and live action sequences, with Panic Bomber surrounded by a bevy of dancers, including TM Sisters, Nicole Soden,…

Morning Again Brings Back Vegan Punk at Churchill’s December 11

Punk is a lifelong commitment. So whenever your favorite crew disbands, you can probably bet it’s just a break. Within a couple years, the gang will drift back together (even if there’s only one original member still standing), thrash through a few rehearsals, and schedule an epic comeback show at…