Admit it, you’re turned on by the new Miley Cyrus, the one who loves penis cake and can’t stop exploring her sexuality, the girl who takes bong rips and sexts rock stars. But a braless Hannah Montana in daisy dukes and cowboy boots? Fantasy complete. Earlier this morning, TMZ posted…
The ever-rolling bass waves created by the tectonic booty claps of Miami in the 80s have tsunamied through space-time and crashed across Canadian borders. Low-end marauder and fresh-coast connoiseur Ill Gates is proof. And for his first-ever Miami show at The Vagabond on March 15, the Toronto native (who recently…
Record fairs are like hypercompetitive, cut-throat, life-or-death archaeological digs. But instead of some swarthy scientist digging up the missing link between man and ape or some rugged Indiana Jones type discovering lost civilizations, you’ve got über-nerds frothing at the mouth, damn near ready to shank a motherfucker over a mint-condition…
What do bass and barbecue sauce have in common? Well, they’re the main ingredients of Dirtybird’s infamous Golden Gate BBQ parties. Of course, Dirtybird is the beloved label of San Francisco DJ-producers Claude Von Stroke and Justin Martin. And it’s home to some of the most sleazetastic, fun-loving sounds in…
When in Rome, you shuffle through the Vatican Museums and the Colosseum with a tour group. Guided by a dopey ex-pat, you learn the condensed histories of these places, take cliché family photos, and drop serious Euro coinage on overpriced gelato. When in Miami, however, you drop a hundred bucks…
Juan Luis Guerra — he’s an Afro-pop institution, a Dominican merengue y bachata icon with over 30 million records sold and a Brinks truckload worth of Latin Grammy and Latin Billboard awards. But most impressively, the dude’s mad tall — like six feet, six inches tall. And in the Spanish-language…
Last time we saw The Casualties in Miami, the circle pit opened up wider than Bicentennial Park. It spread from Biscayne Bay to the Metro Rail and swallowed up everything from manatees to high-school girls, giant tattooed heshers, spike and leather punks, hardcore kids, metal mamas, stoner crusties, skateboard hooligans,…
Ricardo Arjona isn’t your average Latin pop star. Don’t expect to catch him staring longingly into the camera or frolicking in the surf with some leggy beauty in his music videos. If you’re hoping for a heartthrob, look elsewhere — though we’ve been told he has a certain rugged appeal…
Former Experience and Band of Gypsys bassist Billy Cox met Jimi Hendrix when they were stationed together at the same army base in Fort Campbell, Kentucky. Legend has it that one rainy night, Billy heard a guitar screaming in the service club. So he went inside and introduced himself to…
We probably don’t need to tell you that the Brits rule electronic dance music. London, specifically, has been an EDM capital for decades, and the scene doesn’t ever seem to stop flourishing there. Artist collective and label Air London, for example, has become synonymous with top-notch underground tech-house. And its…
Who’s got the funk? On Thursday, March 8, you’ll get a chance to find out as Poplife, Super Music Group, and Gotta Dance Dirty bring a two-room, eight-act electronic extravaganza to Grand Central in search of the perfect beat. Think of it as a little Winter Music Conference warm-up party…
See Crossfade’s righteous, nine-part guide to Marley Fest 2012, AKA Nine Mile Music Festival. About 13 spliffs after writing about Stephen, Damian, and Julian Marley dropping out of the Nine Mile Music Festival, we here at Crossfade decided that this alleged cancellation wasn’t true. We became convinced it was all…
Since bursting onto the scene with “O Let’s Do It,” the Billboard Hot 100’s 62nd best song on April 3, 2010, Waka Flocka Flame has been going “hard in da muhfuckin'” record industry. At 25 years old, the Atlanta rapper has established himself as one of the hardest working artists…
The cries and calls for a thriving local music scene in Miami are inescapable. Form a band, become a promoter, train as a sound engineer, and eventually the city’s natural roadblocks will squash your hopes of entertainment industry success like a cat making its way across I-95’s Express Lane. Last…
Back in the summer of 2011, we here at Crossfade gave you a heads up about this pretty cool little weekly show on WDNA 88.9 FM radio and five major reasons you should tune in for it. Well, we sure hope you took our advice then, because the Sunday Coolout has…
See Crossfade’s righteous, nine-part guide to Marley Fest 2012, AKA Nine Mile Music Festival. Before you roll up and roll out to Virginia Key Beach Park next weekend for the Nine Mile Music Festival (which Miami has known as Marley Fest for as long as anyone can remember), be aware…
While popular electronic music has become synonymous with hugely inflated ticket prices, tables full of empty bottles, and mindlessly overproduced big-room bangers, Miami’s own Jonathan Cowan keeps the fire burning for the South Beach’s long-lost underground. For Winter Music Conference 2012, The Shelborne Hotel and Shine, alongside DJ Mag, will…
The last time Jacobs Ladder’s Sammy Gonzalez chatted with Crossfade, he was preaching the gospel of classical guitar. But these days, Gonzalez is grooving on his band’s ever-evolving “Miami Reggae Rock.” He and bandmates Oren Maisner and Brian Hernandez “are really into the sound and are gearing up to start…
Rihanna celebrated her 24th birthday yesterday by dropping “Birthday Cake (Remix),” a sadomasochistic collaboration with abusive ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. At just under four minutes long, “Birthday Cake (Remix)” is an uncomfortable trek into the former lovers’ highly volatile and incredibly kinky personal lives. We learn that Chris Brown “wants to…
Hank III may be satan’s favorite grandson. His daddy was a cactus, his momma was a bear trap, and he was born with his boots on in a river full of moonshine. At age 11, he ripped out his own throat and cooked it over a forest fire. The next…
Art and politics can make strange, confusing bedfellows. German playwright (and all around Commie) Bertolt Brecht would tell you that unless your work directly protests the global capitalist hegemony by alienating the buorgeois theatre-going audience, it amounts to little but titillation for the ruling classes. On the other end of…
Everyone in North Florida is straight freaking out about this band Hundred Waters and its otherworldy indie sound. Having just released a six-song EP, ironically titled EP, the group’s being hailed as the best thing to hit the mean musical streets of Gainesville in a long time, and one of…
